IVANNA WROTE THIS FOR ME
BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
(50shadesofgreenday)
Dear Somia (that's me) #1 Faggot,
U r crusty. Anyways for valentine's day, I wanted to remind you how you would feel special when Dalton spoke to you when I was there. Good times yo... *sniff* yeh-Nick -2015
I like you more than Kanye likes kanya (KANYA NO K KANYE GOD DAMN) and that means a lot so feel special yo
Now I'm going to write you a poem
Roses are red,
Violet are blue
U r crusty
Like the sandwich under the sea
Now I am to write you a story. It is mandatory in my culture to write you a heartfelt story (not really)
Once upon a time in a far away planet of planetopiano, there was a Faggot named Somia, she was the most Faggot-like Faggot in all of the land, and she was a girl, which says a lot about her. One day Somia was in the nope-garden filled with the most dangerous spiders in all of the land. Idk why don't ask me about her reasoning. You little piece of shit don't question the the goddamn author. Ok, so she was in the garden when a spider bit bites somia, transforming her into a more faggot-like version of spiderman. WOO. Anyways, she put forth terror into the land and raped a maiden named dalton.
The end.
-Ivanna
(Noob)
