seventeen oneshot BxB

cupid /seoksoo/

"aim accurately you fool" the first man/cupid yelled at the other

"Stop yelling at me your stressing me out"

"You should be stressed with the amount of failure you had at hand"

"It's not my problem the arrows hit another person"

"You stupid dwarf, of course it's your fault, you are a cupid your supposed to hit the right target"

"Your Shorter than me"

"Of course from all the things I said  you are focusing on this, now shoot the man is leaving"

Hoshi and woozi the two cupids assigned on the mission of making jeonghan fall for joshua since the said man is already in love with jeonghan are bickering with each other like there is no tomorrow

Well more of it's hoshi mission but since he is known for making mistake woozi was sent with him to guide him

"Okay okay I will shoot"

"You son of a bitch, stupid fool, blind fucker, how the hell did you become a cupid, how worse can you be to miss this, the one you hit wasn't even close to the one your supposed to do, how are you going to explain this"

And hoshi stand there staring at jihoon with terrified eyes, he messed up big time

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Joshua as always are standing beside his locker waiting for his best friend Yoon jeonghan when two hand covered his eyes startling him

"Guess who?" Joshua stood there confused with his eyes covered, he knows none of his friends will do this, then who?

Joshua tried to pray the hand off, off his eyes which went unsuccessfully

"I don't know, who is this?" Maybe if he asked the person will reveal himself

"I am upset you can't guess the love of your life" now Joshua is freaked out/ creeped out

He forcefully remove the hand from his eyes and turned around but what awaited him is the last person he expected it to be that too grinning at him like a love sick puppy

"Seokmin what kind of trick are you playing now?" He glared at the younger who still have that wide smile itched on his face

"Why are you calling me seokmin my love, it makes us seems like stranger"

What the fuck is the younger playing at today

"We are stranger, ontop of that you are my enemy" did seokmin finally lose his mind, it's not like he have one in the first place

"If the definition of enemy is, everyday
No matter what
Enteral
Mine
You are
Then ya you are my enemy"

Joshua thought up until now the younger is playing trick on him like always but now he is starting to freak out

Joshua tried to search for jeonghan unfortunately the said man is nowhere to be seen

"Seokmin are you ok?" He stared at seokmin with terrified eyes

"Why wouldn't I be watching your beautiful face makes everything more than ok" that's it Joshua is in full blown panic, he can't even say this is a prank with the way seokmin are staring at him

And in that exact moment he saw seongcheol his other friend, so he runs like they put his pant on fire

"Why are you running away from me love" and seokmin chased after him, making all the students stare at them