My Protector (Book 3)

Zodiac!! I means Zod!!

It's the one, the only, Y/N's POV!!!!

One day, I will stop having to run away from buildings that I helped set on fire. For now though, I stopped with Rin, Tim and Bernard in a super secured location -the school courtyard- to get ready to open a crazy portol to the not Danny Phantom Zone.

"Okay team, go and get changed into your Zabulous outfits while Tim and I get this portal gun working. I spotted some conveniently placed Port-a-Potty's over to your right for use to use" Bernard smiles and, after giving him a 87.79 fingered salute, I dashed over the Port-a-potty.

Due to my petite small short stack mini miniature height of 3'2, I couldn't fit into the duck taped peanut butter costume and so I had to wear the Pitbull and Drag queen catwoman Remix. With swagalicious sunglasses that would make Bernard jealous, a bald cap with cat ears and killer eyeliner followed by a skin tight leather outfit matched with a cut throat blazer and high low jackalow high heels, I step out of the port a potty. I see Bernard desperately taping the bread pieces back onto the peanut butter pieces of Run's costume.

I do a twirl "how do I look ?"

Rin looks up at me and for moment, there zing zong ping pong ding dong King Kong in the air. "Woah Y/N....... Wowzers... you look pog-"

Rin is cut off by a BAM (Batman comic version) from the portal gun. Tim has managed to create the phantom zone portal with the gun and 10 blocks of obsidian! I look into the portal made of swirling Plus Ultra Orange and Block Blast Blue and wonder whether this is the cannon way of entering the phantom zone.

(A/N THATS IT!! >:{ you've made me angry! Why is everyone so concerned about cannon in this book? Are you allergic to magic, fun and happiness?)

Well, as a normie, I think it's important to always remember cannon and-

(A/N if you love cannon so much, why don't you marry one?!? Just you wait Y/N, I'll show you a real cannon later in this book! No more Mr nice author... >:[ 😡)

Ok whatever, like you're not also a fictional character.

"UMmmmmmmmmmmmmm UMBRELLA can we get back to our mission? Because this portal is going to close in 3 hours so you need to hurry up and stop Yuuji from stealing the red ribbon from Zod's Zashion Zhow in that time AND get back" Tim mutters.

"You're right, thanks for the exposition Tim. Ready to go Rin?" I smile as I approach the portal and with a "yeehaw" from Rin, we step inside.

Between one blink and the next, we are in a misty and foggy location, filled with clouds and random murky white crystals. Honestly? Overrated location: 1.2 out of ten stars, no wonder why villains tried so hard not to be sent here -> it was ugly! As ugly as the Blue Monochrome by Yves Klein.

Scratch that, reverse it and slide to the left because plot twist- google maps doesn't work in the Phantom Zone! My rating is now a 1/10. (A/N hey y'all, please give me your ratings of the Phantom Zone down below as part of a Justice League survey to help refurbish the Phantom Zone or something. IDK, I just got an email from a random little reporter called 'Clark' about it so plsss help thankkkksss!!!!!!)

Rin and I wonder the Phontam Zeno los- NOT LOST... I mean... Rin and I wonder taking in the sights when Rin grabs my arm.

"Y/N can you hear that? It sounds like Fire Burning by The Reggae Allstars ! That's the kind of music that is played at Zashion Zhow! Let's follow!"

I nod in agreement and we follow the funky beats until we get to a clearing where we can see that this PZ is in full preparation mode for the event. The event manager must be an academic weapon because there are clothes stalls everywhere filled to the brim with galaxy wolf hoodies, knee high converse and the leggings that Levi wore in that one official art. Even the world's top model Killua was there putting on 87.79 layers of makeup. We must be backstage for the Zashion Zhow! Now, if this is the Zashion Zhow's backstage and Zod is the host who is part of the judging panel in front of the stage near the catwalk, then that must mean that Zod is located...