My Protector (Book 3)

Now that's some Zashion

YyyyyyyyyyymcA/N PoV

True Cross blue Cross Red Fish Blue Fish Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard box. It was good to be back except it wasn't good to be back.

Rin and I stumble into the classroom, passing Dick and Paul who are standing guard outside the door, while Yukio is in the middle of teaching 'voice'. All the other students have notebooks out and are taking notes except for Tim and Beranrd who have headphones on in the back of the class fighting their inner demons while they research. Since when did the class all become nerds?

" its nice of you to finally join us Y/N and Rin. I'm looking forward to seeing how you handle the test I scheduled for the end of the week cus you're the only ones who aren't studying!!!!" Yukio called as we shuffled to our seats in the back. Screw Yuuji and forget Satan- Yukio was the real villian.

"Nice work team. The first mission was successful!" Bernard greets us with a grin.

"obvs , was there any doubt?" I scoff while Tim and Bernard share a doubtful look.

"I mean-"

" we should have a pizza party to celebrate!"

"Great Idea Y/N!" Rin smiles, "I want a lobster pizza"

"Wait, we have some new info on Yuuji" Tim interrupts like a spoil sport. Can't a girl have fun while she saves the world from a threat she only partially made and ignored.

"Yeah, I managed to hack into Yuuij's throwaway Reddit account and found out that he has bought a few tickets to a fashion show called Zod's Zodtastic, Zeautiful and Zorgeous Zashion Zhow." Bernard explains, "we think he and his agents are headed there now. Look, I have some pictures."

He turns his laptop around to reveal-

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!! HE'S PAIRING An ALL NEON GREEN DRESS WITH NEON BOOTS!? WHAT A MONSTER! NONE LOOKS GOOD IN NEON" I scream as my eyeballs scream in pain, "that red ribbon he's wearing in his beard has got to be the next evil item, because there is no way anyone in their right mind would choose to wear it."

"WAIT! We have a HUGE problem!" Rin screeches like a penguin, "I don't have anything to wear and I need to look good for the Zashion Zhow when we get there!"

"Why, are you trying to impress Zod?" I smirk, but Rin was right. I mean, there's only so much galaxy leggings can do and I had been wearing my school uniform for most of this adventure because I liked to represent the school when I committed international war crimes.

"We've also got a smaller problem." Tim said with a grimace, "the Zashion Zhow is in the Phantom Zone and we have no way to get there with the Phantom Zone without a portal gun thing?"

"Portal gun thing?" I question.

" oH I'm SorRy Y/N that I can't keep up with mr DC Disregard Cannon! But my point still stands, how are we going to get there?" Tim crosses his arms.

" DON@T WORRY!" Dick opera sings as he swings into the classroom, "I'm Bruce's favourite kid, so he gave me a spare portal gun. I keep it in my locker."

"And I keep spare Halloween costumes in my locker too that you can wear to the fashion show!" Bernard grin in a fashionable manner while Dick dashes out the room and dashes straight back in with a gun... wait... that was a pistol gun not a portal gun!

"Everybody get down! There's a thief in the building and they have a portal gun and two Halloween costumes on them! I SAID GET DOWN!!!!!!" Donk screamed.

Yukio slams his hands down on his desk. "STAWP THIS MADNESS! Do you know how much I am paid to be a teacher? It's not disclosed in cannon because otherwise I would quit! Please just let me have one lesson where I can teach! And NO there is NO theif, I put all your stuff in the confiscation box under my desk after you all escaped detention."

"BUT I'M A MEMBER OF STAFF! HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I'M PAID??" Dickolas yells back.

Under Yukio's desk, I can see a wooden box. While Dick and Yukio argue, I en pointe jump like a shadow to his desk. Rin follows with a glide, hop skip and jump.

"Think you can crack this open?" he asks in a low high medium temperature whisper.

"Of course" I shrug, pulling out my lockpicking kit while Paul joins Dick in screaming at Yukio. Unfortunately, this was the lockpicking set was the one I got from my elite exorcist parents meaning it was too bourgeois to fit the lock. UGGGHHH it was so hard coming from a rich family .

Before i could try anything else, a goblin-like creature appeared in the right side of my vision. "A DEMON!" I scream, but none can hear me over Dick and Paul and Yukion, so the demon possessessess the wooden confiscation box. The wood grows arms, legs and teeth and starts to chew the table like a rat.

"THERE'S A DEMON! ITS POSSESSED THE BOX!" RIn and I screen together and our combined power alerts the others.

"What's the procedure? What's the haps? What's your major?" my classes yell in panik.

"QUICK, everyone use your training!" Yukio shouts.

"What training?"

"This is why you shouldn't skip class!"

Suddenly , we are all pushed back by the demon's aura. While Rin contemplates whether this stunt is possible in Blue Exorcist and Bon recites the Bible backwards in Japanese like Shadow the hedgehog, I try to think of a plan. I kept my flamethrower in my locker so I couldn't use it now to burn the wooden box demon so what was I supposed to do?

"Errrrr... did anyone order a flamin' hot, hot as hell pizza?" says a random pizza employee with the nametag 'Tenya Iida'.

"Oh thats me! Sorry, choas makes me hungry and I was hoping that our pizza party would have started by now!" Bernard grumbles as he goes to get the pizza.

PIZZA! That's it!

I snatch the pizza out of his hands-

"Hey , my pizza! That cost -"

-and throw it at the demon. The flamin' hot, hot as hell pizza causes the wooden box to combust, which burns the box and the demon, leaving behind my flamethrower, the portal gun, a peanut butter sandwich costume that was being held together by duct tape and a Pitbull costume that looked looked like it had been made out of parts from a Drag Catwoman costume. Now that's some Zashion.

As the flames began to spread across the classroom and the fire alarm began to alert everyone with the Swanlake song , I grabbed the stuff and Rin, Beranrd, Tim and I abandoned this burning ship and escaped to the next chapter.

A/n

HIIIIIYAYAAYAYYAYAYA

Zod's Zashon Zhow is officaslly on the way!!!!!!

Here's to an awsome two chapter ark of utter creativity that I totally helped to write!!!!!

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