Dun na dun na dun na dun na BATMAN! I mean, Y/N's POV!
Golly, this had to be the first time that the going home journey was more noteworthy then the journey to get there. The Nisan Tesla 3000 cyber truck broke down once we crossed over into Hull. After a bit of hike hitching with Mike Tyson and a small hike, we found a lean green teal machine in a ditch.
"Perfect! If the mystery gang can have the Mystery Machine, then the anti-Satan gang can have the Teal Machine! Wow, are we doing this found family trope well or not." I grin at Rin, who looks confused and concerned.
"We don't know who this belongs to Y/N or why it's in a ditch. It could be like, a crime scene or something" Rin mumbles as we get on board.
"Well" I say, ignoring the blood stains on the seat, "that just gives it some character"
After stealing some petroleum, gas, oil, diesel and fuel for the engine, we sped off back to True Cross. Suddenly, a police car appeared behind us, lights flashing blue, red and Saphire ruby orange.
"They're gaining on us Y/N!! Do you think we're going to go to jail for speeding, stealing a vehicle that is probably an evil crime scene or underage driving without a license?" Rin ponders as we try to drive away from tne police car.
"Just Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna, Rin!!" I screech back.
"YOURE THE ONE BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL Y/N!!"
But it's too late. The police car pulls us over and I wish my freedom and undocumented crime life behind as the cop pulls down his window to reveal Paul. PAUL THE MALL COP!?
"Golly gee, I can't believe the first arrest I've done on years is on my friends" Paul smirked, reminding me of Smallville, but without the evil.
"Paul?! I thought that you were working as a True Cross Security guard?" I ask. Paul shrugs in response.
"Of course, but I moonlight as a cop. But guess what? I get you give you a police escort back to True Cross. Last one there is a rotten egg!!"
Speeding even more now, we finally make it back to True Cross. We leave the Teal Mobile outside Yukio and Rin's accommodation because Yukio won't mind (obviously he's such a kind guy who cares so much for people even when they make mistakes or are the son of Satan) and head to class.
Ngl, it was low-key awkward. Everyone fell silent and stared at us as we awkwardly shuffled to the back of the room where Tim, Bernard and Dick are sat. I don't even know why they are staring. We're only 21 hours late! Finally, we made it and sat down and Yukio restated his lesson on... I don't even know. I *shock horror* wasn't listening.
"So what's the plan? Where to next?" Rin asks.
"Welp, we've got a liiiiiitle bit of a problem" Tim mumbled, " some kind of alien radio waves is messing with our system and computers, so we can't find the next evil object. Our internet has been b(Reach)ed and it's gonna take us too long to decipher"
"There is some good news though. We might not know what the next evil thing is, but we know where it is" Bernard said, "after playing Geoguesser, I discovered that it's in... drum roll please"
We all pull out drums, except me ( because I left my drum at home), so I pulled out orange kazoo, and we played Von Dutch by Charli XCX.
"Paris"
"Nooooooooooo!! NOOOOOOOOOO" I scream and writhe in pain, flinging my instrument across the room in agony, " I can't go baaaaaack!"
Unbeknownst to me, the kazoo I threw bounced across the room like a ping pong ball, pinging off the walls and ponging off Shimmy's face before hitting Yukio. He collapsed to the ground like he had been told he was the one who had to go back to Paris. When he stood back up, he was hashtag fuming.
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My Protector (Book 3)
FanfictionTHIS IS BOOK 3 TO MY SAVIOUR:::::::::: After getting rescued by my rescuer, Rin, Y/N has begun to settle back into True Cross Academy. However, ever since her tragic backstory got revealed and even brocken, a familiar evil is cooking up in the for...
