Harmony Blight, an 14-15 year old who just started 9th grade after coming back to her home town and she met Randy her childhood Best Friend and Howard Randy's other friend after she moved to another city, but a few weeks ago after moving back she sa...
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(Howard and Randy are standing beside a sign which reads:
FiGHTiNG CARP
B-Ball!
DUDES 2NiTE!
LADY-DUDES
2MORROW!)
Howard: And how is this gonna get us seats in the cool section?
Randy: Okay, trust me, Howard. We go in there like, boom! And they're all like, "Oh, no, you di'n't!" and we're like, "Oh, yes, we did!" And Autumn is here with Harmony.
Howard: Whatever; let's just do it. This stuff's makin' my butt itch.
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(The band is playing, slightly out of tune, as basketball players run across the hardwood floor, dribbling as Harmony gave Autumn both watched at the fish cage. Howard and Randy burst through the doors of the gymnasium. Randy sets off a pair of air-horns.)
Randy: WHAT UP, NORRISVILLE HIIIIIIIIIIGH!
Harmony: What the juice.
(Howard releases two cans of aerosol string with a feeble farting sound. The band, the footsteps and the dribbling die out; there is an instant of stunned silence. Randy looks around nervously, with a slight squeaking sound.)
Bash (pointing and bellowing): DOOORKS!
(The crowd laughs uproariously at Randy and Howard. Randy looks right and left with a swooshing sound, then realizes.)
Randy: Aw, man, he's talkin' about us! (The scene cuts to Randy and Howard sitting in the bleachers, Randy discontentedly, Howard shivering. The band is playing, and the game continuing.) I don't get it. That incredible display of team spirit was supposed to get us into the Fish Cage with Harmony and Autumn.
(The camera whooshes over to the "Fish Cage," where a soft babble of conversation is going on. Doug, attempting to enter, runs into Mick's outstretched arm with a smack.)
Doug: Awwww.
Randy: Only the cool de la cool get to sit there. No freshman has ever gotten in but only Harmony and Autumn because Autumn was born deaf and mute as Harmony I don't know because shes pretty.
