Neighbour | Eddie Brock

Sonny & Cher

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Eddie wondered if Venom would hear him if he covered his ears. He watched as Venom bellowed and slobbered as he waved Annie's wedding invitation around like a maniac, and he wanted to be horrified, but he was used to his overreactions. Venom turned and grabbed him by the collar. "Our Annie is getting married! She belongs to us! How are you not going crazy?"

Eddie sighed. "If you love something, you should set it free!"

Venom smacked the man in the head. "IT'S ANNIE! IT'S NOT A THING! SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WISE? YOU LOSER! GO AND KIDNAP THE WOMAN YOU LOVE! DAN DOESN'T DESERVE HER!"

Eddie shrugged. "Actually, if you think about it, he has a good job and he keeps Annie safe..."

Venom screamed and threw himself on Eddie's shoulder before starting to cry. "Great!" "Our Annie is marrying someone else because you're a loser!" he grumbled.

Eddie rolled his eyes. He wasn't crazy about the fact that Annie was getting married, but it wasn't fair that he should be standing in the way of her future when they had different expectations in life. Sometimes they would lose it and kiss and the entire galaxy would melt into a hot pile of molten metal, the fire between them still there but it wasn't enough. After all, Eddie was trying to be a journalist and Annie's clearly safe lifestyle didn't fit in. He had given a piece of Venom to a raging maniac over an interview, putting his life, Annie's life, and even Dan's life in danger.

Venom touched his lips with one of his tentacles. "Eddie, shut up! I heard something!"

"I wasn't talking!"

"I can hear your thoughts. You were giving that I'm a small-dicked loser who makes everyone sad speech again."

"Hey! It's not small!"

"Yeah, have you ever seen mine?"

"You're an alien! That's not fair!"

"Shut up!"

Controlling Eddie's body, he directed the man to the peephole, but before the man could look, he excitedly jumped out "Eddie! What happened to our neighbor, the metal head?"

Eddie said calmly, "You ate him."

"Oh yeah, right."

"What are you looking at? Get out of here."

"No way!"

"I said get out of here!"

"I said no! I don't want us to fall in love again. It's messing with my brain chemistry too."

"What?" Eddie managed to push him away despite receiving a tentacle slap from Venom and looked through the peephole "F*ck! Is that Captain America?"

"I told you I don't want us to fall in love Eddie! Don't look at that man's ass! It's so round! I think I'm horny."

Eddie turned to Venom, his mouth open in shock. "I'm not gay!"

"You're gay for Captain America! Are you going to tell me that the idea of ​​interviewing him doesn't turn you on? Don't say it, because I can tell when we're lying."

Okay, Eddie had no objection to that. He wasn't a fan of every single Avengers or anything, but there wasn't a single person in the press who had any real connections to them. They were kind of legendary. Eddie would want to interview all of them. Except for Spider-Boy. He was a bit of a clingy type. And the virtuous Captain America hadn't given an interview to anyone in years.