What if you turn into a bean but then you fly and Freddy Fazbear goes harharharhar and you become besties and then you fly some more and go waaaahhhhhhh like Mario and then become a goth girl and then you get noheadifyed by Funtime Freddy because he hates goth girls and then you become a fanfic writer named Jackson and you write magical fanfics and turn people gay and some dude hates you and uses his zaza magic against you and you meet a goth girl who didn't get noheadifyed and she hates you but then she likes you and then you go all kissy kissy and then you beat the magical zaza guy up because–oh no–your goth girlfriend got sleep and wore green and her green jacket reminds you of the zaza magic and apparently she's only allowed to wear black. OH AND GOD FORBID SHE GETS SLEEP! And then you become a british dude and kill some kids and say I ALWAYS COME BACKKKKKKKKK and then you go wahhhhhh like Mario again because you got springlocked in your fursuit and then you fly and become a bean again and then you get turned into refried beans and put on a burrito and then you woke up from your fever dream and started to eat some refried beans because your fever dream made you want some beans. BEANS BEANS BEANS JESSE ATE SOME BEANS HE WAS HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY THAT HE ATE SOME BEANS-
Lmao what the fuck is this-
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Fever Dream Story That I Wrote In Class Instead Of Doing Something Productive
Ficção GeralFnaf and Jackson's Diary but they're a fever dream. Plus a Nirvana/Kurt Cobain reference at the end.
