Home sweet home

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The tampon girl woke up at 8am, rubbing her eyes, and stared at the boy sleeping next to her.

"wat da hell , he so bootyful." Said Alexandra when she looked at her bf.

"mornin' bby." said mr boyfriend

"hi."

"ily" said the Target man

"uhhhhh....." tampon buyer wasn't sure about her feelings of 'love' towards alex

"Welp. I'll just pretend that you love me." said Alex from target to make himself feel better.

"Yah." said mrs tampon as she got up to make breakfast for two

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After they ate their breakfast, which was oatmeal, alex boy told alex girl that he had to go to work.

and

Alexandra the Tampon Buyer was sad because she wanted to spend more time with her boyfriend although she couldn't.

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