Okay, Alex from Target has given me one dollar to survive...what should I do?
Hmm...I am starving.
I will worry about finding shelter later.
I walk into Target with my one dollar and bought a slice of ham.
Aisle number 5 was open so I went there to pay for my slice of ham.
As the cashier tries to bag my slice of ham, he drops it on his white vans.
I read the tag on his shirt so I know what to call him in order to yell at him.
"DAMN DANIEL. YOU RUINED MY HAM," I yelled.
I demanded for a manager.
Daniel looks scared.
The manager comes and asks what the problem was.
omg.
The manager, who looks EXACTLY like Alex from Target stares at me.
"It's you, tampon buyer; and you're broke...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" He points a finger at my face and laughs.
I am angry and sad.
"Well actually, Daniel is my new bae!!!" I said as I put my arm around Daniel as he awkwardly does it back and smiles.
"But...I thought I was your bae." Said Alex, sounding sad.
"Nah fam."
"DAMMIT DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH STEALING MY GIRL" shouted Alex angrily.
"HAHA IN UR FACE M8" Daniel said, pointing a finger at Alex From Target's face.
"U wanna fight m8" Alex said puffing his chest out to damn Daniel
"YE BOI LETS GO" said Daniel
I am scared. I backed away as I watched my two baes fight.
"Ur white vans r ugly I hate them" Alex insulted Daniel
"(*GASP*) IM SOOO OFFENDED" as Daniel faints.
"HAHA I WON THIS ARGUMENT" Alex pumps two fists in the air.
I ran away without my ham because he took my other bae away from me.
"NO ALEXANDRA THE TAMPON BUYER COME BACK IMY" Alex screamed.
But it was too late.
The tampon buyer (aka. me :D) is gone.
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Alex From Target Is My Love
FanfictionHave you ever met someone from Target that you've deeply fell in love with? It was love at first sight. From the moment when he scanned my items, I was love struck.
