Alex's Fame

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When I got home, I checked my Instagram.

I swear to god, everything on my newsfeed is "Alex From Target."

"HEY. onLY I CALLED HIM ALEX from TaRGET!!" I shouted at my phone.

Goddammit I forgot about the fact of how much I hate people.

WHY ARE PEOPLE OBSESSING OVER HIS FACE????

Well I can't argue because I like his face too.

I still hate everyone.

Well, I decided to call Alex From Target, I dialed his number.

"Hello?" The other line says.

"Hey it's Alexandra the tampon buyer."

"HEY THURRRR."

turn up.

"Hey so I have a question to ask you, how did you suddenly get so famous in a few hours?" I asked.

"Honestly, I have no clue. my manager showed me that Alex From Target was trending so yeah I'm screwed."

"True. tru you are screwed but I'll see you when you pick me up for Chuck E Cheese tonight. have fun and good luck!! Byeee" I said, I feel so evil haha.

"But-" was all he said before I hung up on him.

Oops.

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