Pinkie On The One

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Granny Smith: Just remember, the most important thing about sugar butter cocoa cookies is to fold your batter. Too much arm turnin'll make your cookies tougher than a lump of coal.

Rainbow Dash: Come on, Pinkie. You're s'posed to help me find a drummer for my band.

Pinkie Pie: I guess I could fold a little faster.

[pots and pans clattering]

Rainbow Dash: Most people don't know how hard it is to find someone who could use both hands the way a drummer does.

Pinkie Pie: I'll bet!
[splat!]
Granny Smith: Uh...
Pinkie Pie: [squee]
Rainbow Dash: [grunts]

Rainbow Dash: Now, it's important that our banner look awesome! So feel free to use as much glitter as you want. A drummer can't just be anybody.

Pinkie Pie: Oh, of course not. [tapping on the glitter jar]

Rainbow Dash: They need to have the right instincts, you know?

Pinkie Pie: Totally! [continues drumming]
Rainbow Dash: [coughs]

Rainbow Dash: It's gotta be someone with a lot of...
Pinkie Pie: [squirts strawberry syrup]
Rainbow Dash: ...energy.
Pinkie Pie: Absolutely! [stirs glass] [drums on lunch tray]
Rainbow Dash: I mean, a lot! Energy, enthusiasm...
[plates and trays clattering]

Applejack: Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie: [stops drumming] Whaaaaaaat?! [resumes drumming with silverware]
Rainbow Dash: They have to be able to carry the whole band on their shoulders!
Pinkie Pie: [still drumming with silverware]

Rainbow Dash: Ugh! Pinkie!

Rarity: We've got to find an outlet for all that energy!

Pinkie Pie: [wild, fast drumming]

Pinkie glows pink and grows ears and a tail while rocking out to the drums.

Fluttershy: [exclaims]
Applejack: Whoa!
Rainbow Dash: Cool!
Pinkie Pie: [cymbals crash] [pants]

Rarity: Whatever made you think of Pinkie for the drums?

Rainbow Dash: I dunno. Guess I just have a sense for these things.

Pinkie Pie: [plays sting]

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