My Drunk Heichou

Chapter 2

A/N

Sorry this chapter might have many grammar mistakes since I'm typing on my kindle.

Levi's POV

After Jaeger left I sat there at the table waiting for Foureyes to return. She was taking forever. Finally she ran back into the room with a bag in her hands.

"Oi, what's in the bag?" I asked. She just did one of her crazy scientist smile and walked to the table. She set the bag on the table and reached in it. She took out a wine bottle.

I'm fucked.

Eren's POV

I was training with 3dmg this morning then decided to rest under a tree. I fell asleep there and now it's sometime in the afternoon. If I had to take a guess I'd guess it's around three or four. I decided to get up and walk back in inside since I missed lunch too.

When I was walking inside I saw Levi walking down the hallway. He wasn't walking like usual. He looked like he was dizzy or something. Hanji was no where in sight. Wasn't she supposed to be hanging out with him?

I walked past Levi and he bumped into me.

"Woah" I heard him say.

"Uh Heichou, are you alright?" I asked. His eyes went wide. And he looked up at me.

"This isn't wall. It's Eren!" He said slurred. He had a blush on his face too.

"I thought it was too squishy to be a wall"

"Heichou are you feeling okay?"

"I feel perfect!"

"Are you sure?"

"Well.....I AM DURNK!" Levi said.

"You're drunk? Where's Hanji?"

"I ran away from her" he said while shrugging. Acting like it's no big deal.

"You...ran away from her?"

"Yep! She's craazzyy!" He said. I sighed. I wonder if it was for some type of experiment or something.

"Eren, you're taaall!"

"No, you're just short" I replied and Levi made a pouty face. It was actually adorable.

"And you're also mean" he said in a pouting voice.

"I'm mean?"

"Yesh! Mean tall hansome dude!" He said slurred. I could feel my face heat up.

"Handsome?"

"Yesh!" He said. Levi then poked my cheek. "Are you also durnk?"

"No"

"But you're pink!"

"No. I'm tan."

"WHAT!?"

Wow. A drunk Levi is a LOT different than the normal Levi. He's less scary this way though. And he's actually pretty cute too. Not that I care or anything.

"YOU'RE TAN!?"

"Yes. I'm tan"

"But your cheeks were pink. My cheeks turned pink and Hanji said that's cause I'm durnk" He said. He turned around and began walking down the hallway. I ran up to him and followed beside him. I can't let a drunk Levi roaming around. What if he gets hurt or something?

"Where are you going?"

"I need to find Foureyes"

"Why"

"Caaauuse I'm confuused!"

"About what?"

"What?"

"Confused about what?"

"Why are you asking that? Am I confused?" He said slurred. I sighed. He's REALLY drunk. He was unbalanced and going left to right while walking and ran into me again.

"You saved me again!" He said.

"I didn't do anything. You ran into me"

"I DID!?! Oh nu! Sorry" he said then he hugged me. HE HUGGED ME. WHAT THE FUCK.

I can feel my face burning up. Shit. Shit. Shit.

"I-It's okay" I said.

"Nu it's not. It's like I'm a titan and I ran into a wall. I don't want to break the wallz"

"I'm not a wall"

"Youz stop me from going forward if I ran into you so, yes you are!" He said.

"Good point"

"The Eren agrees!?!"

"I guess I do" I said smiling at him.

"The Eren's also cute"

"What!?" I said feeling my face burn up again.

"Hehe. I made Eren durnk"

"I'm not drunk"

"Yesh you arez"

I sighed. "Let's find a place for you to sit down. If you keep walking you're probably going to fall and break yourself"

"BREAK MYSELF!?! I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!"

"Calm down Levi! Stop yelling!"

"But I don't want to break"

"You won't break I promise"

"Will the Eren protect me?"

"Uuuh.... Yes! I will!" I can't say no.

"GAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I heard Hanji laughing behind me. "LOOKS LIKE THE DRUNK CORPORAL LIKE EREN! EREN YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF HIM!"

"WHAT!?"

"WE CAN'T LET HIM RUN AROUND! HE THREATENED TO SHAVE ERWIN'S EYEBROWS OFF! I'M AFRAID HE MIGHT ACTUALLY TRY!" She said. I stared at her wide eyed. Shave Erwin's eyebrows! He actually does have a good sense of humor!

"BUT HE DESERVES IT!" Levi yelled at Hanji. Hanji began walking away.

"WAIT HANJI! YOU STARTED THIS! SHOULDN'T HE BE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!?" I asked Hanji.

"NOPE!" She yelled then ran away. I looked at Levi who was still hugging me.

What have I gotten myself into?