Re: Kono Koko Detarame o Fakku

Chapter 1: First Day of School Desu!

A/N: Special thanks to this story's biggest haters, Myngxy SunnyKitty2001 and Eggi_the_author for letting me use their OCs, Dumpy-chan, Neko-chan, and Rhythm-sama disrespectively!

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Watashi no namae wa Thiddy-chan desu! I'm sixteen, and today is watashi no first day at Sakura Hills High School! Up until today, I was in special education. But now I am going to regular gakuen high school with my bestest tomodachis in all of za warudo! I love music, sports, anime, sushi, ramen, and onigiri! My dad is a police officer, and my mom is dead. My dream is to be the President of Ameripan!

While I was getting ready for school-chan, my oto-san, Police-chan knocked on watashi no door desu. 

"Haaaaaaai?" I asked in a kawaii voice.

"Ohaiyo, Thiddy-chan!" Police chan greeted. "Anata wa ready for your first day of regular gakuen high school desu ka?"

"Hai," I answered, letting my hair down, and leaving the bathroom.

When I made it downstairs, I saw that Kaito-kun and Dumpy-chan waiting for me. I guess daddy invited them over for bekfast desu.

Dumpy-chan gave watashi a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig glomp desu.

"Thiddy-chan," she said happily. "Ohaiyo!"

"Ohaiyo, Dumpy-chaaaaan," I answered excitedly.

Kaito-kun pulled my chair out for me like a prince desu. It made my kokoro go doki doki.

"A-Arigato, Kaito-kun," I said, blushing.

Kaito-kun then sat down next to watashi. But before he could start to eat, Police-chan stopped him.

"Chotto Matte," Police-chan told him. "In this house, we say grace!"

And then the four of us put our hands together and started to pray.

"ITADAKIMAAAAAASU!" We said in harmony.

And then we ate the bekfast. It was yummy yummy in watashi no tummy desu!

When we finished eating, we said sayonara to Police-chan and started walking to school together.

"I'm so happy you switched over to our school," Kaito-kun told me as we walked there.

"Me too," I answered excitedly. "I wonder what's in store for us now that we're classmates!"

It made me ureshi desu that I get to walk to school with Kaito-kun and Dumpy-chan.

"We'll make sure that anata no first day is as sugoi as can be, desu," Dumpy-chan chirped.

"Arigato," I said, smiling. "You guys are such good tomodachis!"

When we got to Sakura Hills High School after walking and chatting, my rainbow eyes fell onto a handsome bishounen senpai flirting with lots and lots of beautiful shounen and shojo.

"And then I made the winning throw all the way to the other side of the football field~" he bragged.

"Sugoi~," One shounen cried.

"So dreamy," A shojo said with Uguu eyes.

"I never get tired of that story!" A third student added.

"Yeah, isn't my nii-chan the most kakkoii ikemen in all of school, desu ka?" A bishojo with the same blonde hair as the handsome bishounen boasted.

"Ne, ne," I whispered to Dumpy-chan. "Who are they, desu ka?"

"Kuwa-senpai and Hoe-chan," Dumpy answered. "They're siblings and they're the most popular people at this school desu.