Re: Kono Koko Detarame o Fakku

Chapter 3: Touchdown, Desu!

A/N: Shut the fuck up Eggi_the_author your taste in fictional characters has gotten even worse since the last book I wrote! How the fuck is some giant fucking robot like Megatron gonna fit his robussy into your they/them pussy? MF could and would crush you and I hope he does! Myngxy Dumpy-chan DOES in fact, have a dump truck ass that is THIIIIIIIIIIIS big, maybe if you actually read the story, you would pick up on the context clues you dumb fucking bitch! corrosionblade you skank I thought you were my friend >;(

Gatia-kohai belongs to Eggi_the_author

~~~~~

Once school was out for the week, watashi was about to walk home with Thiddy-chan and Dumpy-chan again. That's when I overheard a conversation between Hoe-chan and Kuwa-senpai.

"You seriously BOUGHT her a varsity jacket?!" Hoe-chan complained. "I thought I was the only one who gets to match with you! Now I have to twin with Thiddy-chan?!"

"Hoe-chan, onegaishimasu," Kuwa-senpai told her. "She's new here and watashi wanted to properly welcome her."

"Demo," Hoe-chan whined. "You never gave anyone else a matching varsity jacket..."

"That's because Thiddy-chan's...special...nya~ rawr~," Kuwa-senpai admitted. Does he aishiteru Thiddy-chan too desu ka?

"I'm special too," Hoe-chan pouted.

Kuwa-senpai chuckled.

"I know you are," he told her. "Who's my kawaii little imuoto?"

"I am," Hoe-chan answered, pouting.

"Please try to be nicer to Thiddy-chan?" He asked her. "I promise she won't come between us in any way."

"Promise?" Hoe-chan asked.

"I promise," Kuwa-senpai said, smiling at her.

Hoe-chan seemed to be satisfied with that, so she left with the other cheerleaders.

"Anata wa Thiddy-kohai's tomodachi, aren't you~?" Kuwa-senpai said, walking over to me. I don't know if I'm bi or nani because even I can't resist his charm.

"Hai," I answered. "Watashi no namae wa Kaito-kun, desu. Hajimemashite Kuwa-senpai!"

I gave him a bright smile.

"You definitely seem like the type to hang around such a Kawaii shojo," he said, before giving me the jacket he bought her. "Do you think you could give her that for watashi? Onegai~?"

"Hai," I answered. "I'm actually walking home with her and Dumpy-chan right now. Matta ne!"

And with that, I left to go catch up with Thiddy-chan and Dumpy-chan.

"There you are," Dumpy-chan said as I showed up. "Where did you get the jacket?"

"Kuwa-senpai gave it to me," I told her. "He wanted me to give it to Thiddy-chan."

"Eh?!" Both shojos shouted in shock.

"That's a surprise, desu," Dumpy-chan said.

"I should arigato him later," Thiddy-chan added.

After dropping Thiddy-chan off at home with her new jacket, Dumpy-chan and watashi went our separate ways to get ready for the football game. When I got home, I showered and changed into a pair of blue jeans and my tee shirt with the Sakura Hills High School logo on it.

When I met back up with Thiddy-chan and Dumpy-chan, they were dressed in a similar fashion. Dumpy-chan was wearing her tee shirt with the Sakura Hills High School logo on it and a pair of jeans that hugged her body pretty nice in a platonic way desu. She also had a Sakura Hills High School hoodie tied around her waist. Thiddy-chan had her varsity jacket on over a plain white tee shirt and jean shorts, and her hair was pigtails. She looked hontoni hontoni hontoni kawaii desu!