Incorrect quotes (Part 1)

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( Lunar, Aecha and Crystal are working on a report on butterflies. )

C: You two! Wanna see this butterfly? Maybe we can learn something from it!

L & A: Uhh... Sure.

C: *Takes out a block of butter and yeets it into the air*

L: ...

A: HmM... vErY vErY aMuSiNg...

L: *Takes down notes: Butter are also butterflies. *

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C: DON'T GO INTO THE KITCHEN I SWEAR.

L: Why?

C: There is a spider.

L: ... Sooooooo...?

C: It has eight legs... I only have two... NO FAIR!!!

L: ... Just swat the spider with a DAMN, FR--KING SWATTER!!!

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(CROB)

Alchemist Cookie(Ok, I just picked a random cookie don't judge): HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!!! AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE... DEAD OR SOMETHING?!!!

Zombie Cookie: ... brainsssss... [ Honestly, I am just as confused as you are... ]

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Galaxy Swirl Cookie: *Peacefully chewing on a cracker*

Wizard Cookie: *Gasps* CANNIBALLISM!!! *Runs off*

Galaxy Swirl Cookie: ... *Confused chewing noises*

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Ghost Pepper Cookie: THE OCEAN IS SOUP.

Wizard Cookie: NO IT ISN'T!

Ghost Pepper Cookie: Tell me, what does soup have?

Wizard Cookie: Water, Salt, Some form of vegetation and some meat- wait-

Wizard Cookie: ... *Understands* The ocean is soup.

Ghost Pepper Cookie: Yes, the ocean is soup.













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