Jori texts <3

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Tori: hey jadey! 😘

Jade: the hell, vega. Are you drunk?!?

Tori: noooooooooo I'm not because I only had like...22 shots. I think.

Jade:...

Tori: Cat and Beck are with me ,but they are making out in a bedroom 😳
Can you pick me up 😘😍❤️

Jade: no

Tori: pwease?!?!

Jade:....
Jade: FINE. Where are you?

Tori: Ryder's house ❤️

30 MINUTES LATER

Jade: go inside your house, vega.

Tori: no. I wanna go to your house.

Jade: No! We are already at your house and you are literally 2 feet away from me! Get out of my car!

Tori: can we be friends, jade?

Jade: no please get out

Tori: but jadey! Not friends don't pick up not friends when they can't drive

Jade:...

Tori: soooooooo I'm thinking we will watch the lion king at your house.

Jade: VEGA. GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAR OR I WILL UNLEASH MY SCISSORS ON YOU

Tori:... Does that mean no lion king?

Jade: I swear to god vega.....

30 MINUTES LATER

Tori: jadeeeee

Jade: does your phone not display time because mine does and it says it quite time.

Tori: of course my phone shows the time, silly goose! It is 2:36 at the current moment

Jade: ITS THURSDAY

Tori: Nope! 2 hours ago it was Thursday. It's Friday! WOOOOOO

Jade: it's bad enough that you're at my house sleeping in MY bed, by the way, but I have to get up early tomorrow. So go to sleep vega

Tori: I'm not tired!

Jade: I am

Tori: jaddddeeee... I have to tell you a secret

Jade: please don't tell me

Tori: I really really realllllllllyyyy like you. That's why I want to be your friend although you're a down right ass hat sometimes 😊

Jade: you're drunk, go to sleep

Tori: okay, I've come to terms that I'm drunk, buuut. There is this quote or something that says that when you're drunk you tell the truth

Tori: and the truth is I love you 😊😘

Jade: go to sleep.

Tori: awwwww. You don't love me back 😭😭😭😭

Jade: vega... Are you ACTUALLY crying

Tori: yeah cuz ily and you don't even like me

Jade: delete your messages after this

Tori: okey dokey

Jade: ew. Anyways, you ever hear about little kids in playgrounds messing with the person they like?

Tori: yeah

Jade: well I like you. Now go to sleep

Jade: STOP GIGGLING

Tori: do you love me jade?????

Jade: yes. Go to sleep.

Tori: she likes me. She really likes me!

Jade: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP