Dullahan AU one shots!

How I Met My Body: Razz

Razz has been in the Bad Sanses for about 2 months now. He was only there to prove he was more than just a Fell version of Blue. One day, the Bad Sanses (more like Killer and Horror) came up with a prank for Razz. When Dust heard it, he knew it was a bad idea, but was black mailed with his journal to cooperate, and go along with the prank. In the morning, Razz was just getting some coffee for himself, and heard Killer call out,

"Hey, Razz! You want a challenge for today?"

"I... Suppose... What is it?"

"Well, there's this guy in ReaperTale, named Dullataur, he's a centaur, and Boss really wants his head!"

Razz was sceptical about this Dullataur guy. Why does boss want his head? Why does he have to do it?

"Why can't you guys do it?"

Killer started to think of an excuse, that's when Horror spoke up.

"Cause Boss knows your potential! He knows you can bring back that centaurs head!"

Razz knew that word, "potential". So, without second thought Razz agreed to the challenge. Killer summoned a portal to ReaperTale, giving Razz a picture of what Dullataur looked like.

"Hmm, he looks easy. You have my word, I will not fail!"

Razz ran through the portal, leaving the other Bad Sanses giggling.

"I bet. Oh, and remember to pose as a threat!"

"Guys, don't you think this might be a little too far? You do know his whip-"

"Relax, Powder. It's all part of the prank. And, do you really want the world to know you have a crush on-"

Dust punched Killer in the nose.

"Shut up!"

Meanwhile:

A centaur was walking around ReaperTale, checking on the reaped souls, while Reaper was hanging with a glitch in the Save Screen. He heard a rustling of the leaves. He turned around and saw a skeleton with a scar over one eye, wearing red and black, holding a red, sharp bone in his hand. Dullataur knew only to attack when he sees a threat, and this skeleton? He was a threat.

"OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

Razz charged for the centaur attempting to cut off his head, that's when Dullataur took out his whip, and spoke in an Irish accent.

"Leave this place, or it'll be off with your head."

"HA! You think a little Gaster Blaster is going to scare me?"

Dullataur used his whip, but Razz dodged. The smaller skeleton ran towards the towering centaur, but when he got too close, the centaur did another whip to Razz's neck, decapitating him. Razz's head fell to the ground. And when he opened his eyes, he was in shock of what happened. His body was standing there, with a red flame on the neck. His body turned towards his head, and Razz saw a little face on his flame.

"Wh-what happened? Why am I... How..."

"Calm down."

The centaur approached the head and body. The body grabbed its panicking and crying head in a protective manner.

"CALM DOWN!?! YOU DECAPITATED ME! How am I still alive?"

To the body and the heads shock, the centaur reached up for his head, and it popped right off, with a blue and yellow flame on his neck. This left both parts of Razz in a daze.

"Who... Are you?"

"My name is Dullataur. The Dullahan of ReaperTale. And it appears you have met the fate of becoming one. My apologies, but I saw you as a threat and had to take action."

This made Razz even more angry.

"THEY TRICKED ME!"

Dullataur looked at Razz in confusion.

"Who?"

Razz didn't answer, but was crying.

"I... I gotta go."

Razz's body left ReaperTale, hugging his crying head. And when he opened the door, he heard laughter from Killer and Horror. This happened again! First, it was the glue on the gloves prank, then the dirt coffee prank, and now... This prank on turning into a Dullahan!?! That's it! Razz wanted to quit!

Razz's body ran to his room, and wrapped his head in blankets on the pillow, and hugged him, as Razz continued crying.

"Let me know when you feel better."

"Wh-why are you being nice? We're the same person, right? You should hate for all the things I do to you to make me Captain material!"

"Cause you're my head. I think... We need each other. I don't wanna leave you, Razz."

"Well... You need a name, too. Hmm... How about, my nickname? They all call me, 'The Malevolent Sans'."

"Malevolent? I like it! Heh heh."

Just then, Dust knocked on the door.

"Hey, Razz. I'm sorry for this. I had nothing to do with it, but... They... Blackmailed me into cooperation. I... I'm sorry. I know you won't forgive me, but... Yeah... I'll go tell Nightmare what happened."

Razz didn't want that! Nightmare won't believe Dust!

"NO WAIT! Dust, I want to tell him myself! Please?"

"... Ok..."

Dust then walked away, as Malevolent put Razz back on his neck and Razz now had full control of his body again.

"Hm..."

Razz left his room and headed straight for Nightmare's office, and Razz told him that he wanted to quit the Bad Sanses, because of the abuse he had from Killer and Horror. Nightmare understood, and allowed him to leave, since Nightmare knew, deep in his black apple heart, that Razz was just his replacement for the traitor Cross.

As Razz left the castle, he took his head off again, to talk to Malevolent while they walked.

"So... Now what, Razz?"

"Now? ... Revenge."

Razz cackled evilly, and soon enough, Malevolent followed along with the cackling as they both traveled into the nearby forest.