Banhammer held his kawaii boyfriend's hand as they skipped through the fields of sunshines and rainbows. Medkit giggled sugoi-ly, letting out a quiet "uwu" in his native language of neko. His cutesy cat ears twitched as he purred sigmaly.
His alpha boyfriend rubbed their gyats together affectionately, showing his dominance and leaving his scent on the other... licking his neck a tad. Medkitten-kun whimpered submissively, letting his dominant male with a 38820399299348 incher touch him aggressively.
But then... suddenly!
Medkit-kun was kidnapped!! Subspace appeared randomly (idfk) and touched him without his consent! How could he?! I mean, yeah, Medkit looked like a little fetus boy... but he was 91939293939294929347828 years old! He was just a vulnerable, hot loli!!! He cried out, Banhammer-kun's attention snapping towards the scene.
His eyes glowed red from under his blindfold. Meddy-kun!! My submissive little British boy!!
Wait don't I hate the British?? Banhammer-sensei thought to himself...
Eh, no, just that one guy...
Anyway.
My ekitten is getting kidnapped by my opp!!!
He hits a Junko pose before attempting to lunge his huge hairy body at the other, but he teleports using his sigma powers in his Megamind sized big ass forehead.
Banhammer decides to chase after his prince, his sigma, his skibidi toilet, his Meddy-kun, his Medkitten, his Medkit-chan, his-
Okay yeah thats enough of that.
He pulled up his big boy pull up diapers (i'm a big kid now!!!) and got his sippy cup ready. He then went on the awesome epic adventure of Banhammer-Sensei Saves Kawaii Medkitten-Chan From the Evil, Not-Sugoi, Un-Kawaii Beast Subspace-kun!!!
Aka he almost fucking dies like 90 times trying to get to the epic mario ass castle Subspace is holding him in, only to learn his prince is in another castle,or he smells like absolute shit and they wont let him in, or that he's too hairy and they think he's an obese furry, or some random cliche bullshit. I don't know. I'm just a random guy online writing a shitty fanfic for his friends.
As he gripped the bars of his dirty cage, Medkit cried out.
"Nya-Nya!!!" He whined. "Subby-wubby, how could you be so cwuel to a widdle kitten wike mwee, omo??"
Subspace face palmed. "Goodness, hearing you talk makes me want to kill myself so badly."
Medkit nya'd again in reply. "B-Baka!! Hmph..." He crossed his arms.
And Banhammer then comically bursts through the wall. "Heh.. Dattebayo, Medkitten!!" He exclaims as he puts his hands on his hips. Medkitten-chan's eyes light up! His alpha wolf caretaker!!!
"Banny~!! Hurry it up, I'm in heat... nya... my pussy.. tight... heh...~"He made a paw movement. Subspace blinked rapidly. "Oh my god just kill me already I can't do this anymore why is this story being written."
And then Banhammer like
Goes werewolf mode...
He howls at the nonexistent full moon, and rips his armor off.
Then he uh
Kills Subspace
Cause he wants to fuck Medkit.
Yeah.
Heh.. and then he busts Medkit out of the cage with his sigma power.
And they fuck like rabbits. All day. All night long. Every day for the next 90 years until Medkit dies of old age. Noo :((
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Fanfictioni cant do this.
