Omni Hearts [To LOVE-Ru x Male Reader/OC]

Season 1 Chapter 6 - The Alien Assassin

High above Earth, Zastin and his crew monitored their radar screens aboard their ship, the faint blip of an incoming object drawing their attention.

Solder 1: Commander Zastin! An unidentified object is heading towards Earth.

Solder 2: What should we do, Commander Zastin?

Zastin: So it already appeared, huh? However, this was expected. 

He paused thoughtfully, considering his options.

Zastin: It would be simple enough if I were to intervene... but this is another trial for Muko-dono and Ryuto-dono. They must face this challenge themselves.

The soldiers exchanged uncertain glances, but they nodded in understanding.

Zastin: We shall keep watch and observe their ability to handle this threat. I wish you both luck. Show us what you are truly capable of.

On Earth...

The meteor-like object had crash-landed onto the roof of the school, leaving a small crater. Meanwhile, in the hallways, an alien was running.

???: Toilet... Toilet... Toilet...

After finding the restroom, he entered, and moments later, he emerged from the bathroom, and started sniffing the air.

???: Gi Burii. Where is Lala?

He followed the scent through the hallways, his nose leading him closer and closer to his target until he arrived outside the science classroom. Peeking through the door, he spotted Lala sitting at a desk, with Ryuto and Rito

???: Lala is here!

Teacher: Okay then, please begin to dissect your frogs. 

All: Okay!

Lala: Rito, Ryuto, what is "dissect"?

Rito: We're going to open the frog's stomach with this. 

Lala: Why?

Ryuto: It's part of studying biology. We're supposed to find out more about how it's made.

Lala: Find out more?

Ryuto: Yep.

Lala: I want to find out more about you both, rather than frogs. So... I want to dissect Rito and Ryuto!

Ryuto: Uh...  I'm sure Rito would happily let you dissect him.

Ryuto grabbed Rito and held him up in front of himself like a human shield, positioning him between Lala and himself.

Rito: H-Hey! Don't volunteer me for this!

Lala: Yay! Rito, you're so brave!

???: It's Lala! No doubt about it! Flirting in a place like this... 

Lala: Rito, will it be okay if I use tweezers?

Rito's face went even paler as he stared at the tweezers in her hand.

Rito: T-Tweezers?! Lala, you're not actually going to—

Ryuto, still holding Rito in place, chuckled as he watched his brother's reaction.

Ryuto: Well, Rito, it seems you're in for a thorough biology lesson.

Just then, Saruyama got in between them.

Saruyama: If you're happy with me, I'll be happy to let you dissect me anytime. 

Lala: Okay.