Dear Dumb Diary,
So it's pretty sad that jack has he's friends over. But here's the good part, marks mummy walked past my house. I'm facetiming Hoo currently and she's telling me a bedtime story she got from Siri and Siri is like her bae apparently! They go through rough times together....lmao!!!! She talking so much nonsense, but it's pretty funny 😂
And now she's singing...typical Hoo hahaha. Jacks kinda cracking it...Jordan knows what he said and he really needs to watch his language....like seriously 💩. I'm currently in the room with fat China and she won't shut up about super pig, it's so annoying 😓😓😓. I feel so sorry for me...don't you?
Hoo writes 1000 words on each of her chapters....holy guacamole!!!! So I just ate a melted chocolate spoon and it was so delicious 🍫. Hoo is telling me a story....well pretty much singing....it's wonderful 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼.
Coz I knew you were trouble when you walked in.....so shame on me!!!!
Pop goes the weezle 🎉🎊
Twinkle Twinkle Jordan Payne,
Nanna
Elvis
Pretzel
Hoo
Meatloaf is a smelly bum, but I love her she is Hoo
Up upon the Hoo so high, like a pretzel through the sky
Twinkle Twinkle Jordan Payne
Nanna
Elvis
Pretzel
Hoo
Boo Hoo, meatloaf, spaghetti bolag, yes mam, yes mam, Boo and Hoo. One for Boo and one for Hoo and one for the Pretzel that lives up the street!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Dear Dumb Diary
AdventureHere's my life, it's pretty cool once you get to spend a day in my life! Cmon and join t he adventure!!!!
