Dear Dumb Diary,
Today was the best day of the week....I smushed cheese into Ben The Boobs face and hair because he bumped me and I dropped my biscuits. Tito also was singing Marvin Gaye to Hoo and they're officially dating #otp #ishipit #tijo
At lunch time I piffed the ball at Mark, Wilson, Jasper and Ben The Boobs face.....guess what.....the same thing happened to me.....those silly goose berries (they love me though)!
We then had to do high jump after lunch and I fell on Mark....he must've been in heaven!
Jordan and I saw Marks tummy...we lost our apatite!
I had training after school....ahhh tough time you know what I mean???
So I'm currently sitting next to Fugine!
Fugine: I love you
Me: I love me too
Fugine: who doesn't
Me: my friend Nanna has a 3rd boob
Nanna: jack loves me because I'm sexy (he especially loves my 3rd boob)
Me: WEML (what ever major loser)
Fugine: keona is god damn sexy
Me: well duhhhh
Nanna: tell me about it
Mark: when keona fell on me I was in sexy wonderland
Hoo: Mark when I saw your stomach my face....dropped
Mark: I have abs
Me: you are Flabigale
Nanna: I am Abogale
Me: bahhahaha
Mark: I have the best body out
Hoo: hey where'd Fugine go and no you have the worst body.
DYK: Mark is fat, ugly, creepy, disguising, gay and a lady who is pretending to be a man!!!
YOU ARE READING
Dear Dumb Diary
AdventureHere's my life, it's pretty cool once you get to spend a day in my life! Cmon and join t he adventure!!!!
