Dear Dumb Diary

Day 10

Dear Dumb Diary,
I just really wanted to show you my Nanna because I mention her a lot but you don't know who she is.....let me tell you what I know about her!!

She can run 3500 meters without s break and no water afterwards (oml)
She is related to a famous footy star (Albert Brusta)
She is the best Nanna ever and always bakes me cookies
She loves playing cheek slap 😜😂
She can do the best tricks and can do front flips!
She is also the best at drawing eyebrows....sorry Jordan
She also is beast at drawing and she looks so so so beautiful.
She has the best hair and the prettiest face in the world. I think that I have a little girl crush on her.🙅🏼💗
She ha she bestest drink bottle and is the most popular girl in school.
She is smart and has big boobs.
She has beautiful runners and the best singing voice
Besides from Jordan.
She has an extra toe that is super long
She is a four eye budish wimma
She is scared of the dark (no lie)
When she lies her nose grows (no wonder she has such a big nose)
She has a crush on mark
She's still in school (loser berry)
She's les
She has a 3rd boob
She's got a pimple that looks like an Indian dot
She has bagina implants

Over all she is just amazing! I love her. I love u Nanna.

Mwah xox

DYK: Jordan is a man but is pretending to be a lady