Dear Dumb Diary

Day 6

Dear Dumb Diary,
Sorry I haven't had time to get to write my dear dumb diary so I'll just write for all the days I've missed. Well first of all Tuesday was a hard training session! Nanna told me that Jordan was going to Darwin and I was thinking what the hell.....that's fricken crazy but it ended up being true. She went on a 2 day holiday to Darwin. I missed hhhher but then she came back Thursday. Nanna said that she wasn't coming that day because she was vomiting all day and did a massive crap and took a photo of it 💩
So at the end of every page I'm going to do a DYK (did you know).
On Thursday Jordan came late and she was lucky that she got to miss book club and brianna keeps saying that Jordan is in extension maths when really she isn't.....geeze nanna!
So on Friday it was really fun at lunch time because we were playing down ball and when we played partners I went with Isabelle and she was hilarious and she kept speaking like Miranda Sings! She can only hit the low ones and not the high ones. Zeinab was sulking as usual....(oh it was a liner, you played my straight...for god sake just go out!!!
After lunch we did singing with Emily and we sang lanterns and how far we've come and when it got to the aggressive part Zeinab got aggressive as you'd expect right???
We then had assembly and brianna was bugging mark for a lift home but he didn't give her one....so mean right?
Me: there's marks dad!
Zeinab: who the one with the big beard and creepy eyes
Me: shut up, marks right next to you
Jordan, Brianna, Keona: *cracking up* 😂
After school I was looking at my future bedrooms as you can see one of them is up top in the picture 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻
And then I had a shower and as soon as I came out Fugine was here (my aunty)
I new this was my  queue to get my idiot on!!!
Me: hi Fugine what time are we going out for dinner
Fugine: who said I was taking you out
Me: I just did you silly goose berry 
Fugine: well hurry up then
Me: tell fat China to hurry up, I'm ready
So we ended up going to Westfield for dinner and I had a sub from subway DUHHHH
and a iced chocolate from Gloria Jeans or however it's spelt. This is no time to be correcting people.
I bought a night light and it's just one where you press the button and it lights up.
DYK: dogs have eyelashes, because I just found out 2 months ago lol
Bye 😃