The Witch Ceo Is Not A Demoness

Chapter 13 - No Condom, No Entry

Lisa was currently feeling nervous when the nurse went in and handed the paper.

"Doc... a-am I pregnant??" Lisa asked nervously. She subconsciously clenched her fists together as she stared at the doctor intently.

"You are..... not pregnant."

Lisa froze and slowly exhaled in frustration. She felt like she was slapped silly. An unexplainable sadness engulfed her heart as if she lost something really precious. She was very, very, very sad.

'Huh? Why am I sad? Shouldn't I be happy?' Now that she was really not pregnant, she wouldn't be afraid that her grandfather might skin her alive. She should celebrate and be merry.

'But why do I feel like someone dug my heart out and stepped on it a million times?' Lisa felt conflicted. She subconsciously caressed her empty abdomen as she stared in daze.

"Miss Feng?"

Lisa was startled. She immediately removed her hand that was caressing her flat tummy.

'Geez.. What's wrong with me?' She coughed to hide the awkwardness she felt.

"Umm.. Doc, you said that I am not pregnant but why did the pregnancy test kit showed two lines when I tested myself?"

Lisa was puzzled. It was clearly indicated that it was positive, that she was carrying a child--- her and Jungkook's child.

Remembering that she almost became a mother, Lisa couldn't help but be emotional. She raised her head and stared at the ceiling in order to stop the tears that were starting to fall. Although it was an unwanted pregnancy due to their own carelessness, the baby was still her and Jungkook's child. She would love the baby unconditionally.

Sensing Lisa's emotions, the doctor inwardly sighed. "Miss Feng. The reason I asked all of those questions a while ago was to roughly measure the percentage of a positive pregnancy based on your daily sessions. Unfortunately, even you were very vigorous *coughs* with your intimate interactions without using any contraceptives, the lab results indicate that what you experienced was a false pregnancy."

'False pregnancy?' Seeing the puzzled look on Lisa's face, the doctor continued.

"The hormone hCG[1] is produced during pregnancy. Women who were pregnant at an early stage would have an increase of hCG in their body. Pregnancy Test Kit only measures the hCG in the urine and not the other pregnancy indicators. That's why PT kit is not foolproof."

Lisa felt like she became an idiot for the first time. Maybe because of her emotional instability, she was unable to understand anything. She just foolishly stared at the doctor as he explained everything without pausing.

The doctor asked her, "Have you eaten something that causes your hCG to increase? Protein-rich foods like eggs, meat, poultry, fish or seafood protein and other related foods can cause the increase of hCG in our body, leading to false pregnancy."

'Eggs?!' Remembering the boxes of egg tarts she ate with gusto a while ago, Lisa wanted to roll on the floor and cry rivers. Jisoo's idiotic face suddenly appeared on her mind.

"I-I ate a couple of boxes of egg tarts."

Lisa's nose flared after realizing everything. 'JISOO!!!! I'm going to kill you!!'

At a faraway place, Jisoo suddenly sneezed.

Lisa suddenly wanted to choke her secretary to death. She really didn't know if having a secretary like Jisoo was a blessing or a curse.

"But Doc, I also felt dizzy and wanted to puke a couple of times." Thinking about the other symptoms she experienced few hours ago, Lisa couldn't help but speak.

"...." The doctor was speechless. He seriously stared at Lisa and touched his glasses.

"Doctor?"

"Miss Feng, being a glutton won't be good for your health. Eating a bunch of egg tarts will definitely make you puke especially if it was not properly digested. Being dizzy was caused by the sudden massive intake of protein rich foods. So, you must avoid... pigging out, if I may say."

"...." Now, it was Lisa's turn to be speechless.

Yup. Everything ended just like that.

While riding her car, Lisa vowed to never be careless and be vigilant always. She didn't want to experience what happened today ever again--- as in 'N-E-V-E-R'.

Thus, she made a decision--- a decision that almost made Jungkook jump into the river of Styx[2].

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Jungkook went home late. He was very busy working in the shadows. Although the succession was not yet performed, the duty as the next head already fell under his hands.

He had to speak with different investors every now and then, securing business proposals and checking the management of their subsidiary businesses.

Today, He was very tired formulating different strategies with his elite team for the preparation of the company's expansion.

He almost wanted to collapse out of tiredness but thinking of someone who was waiting for him at home, he suddenly felt energized, making his employees vomit blood--- as they finish everything in a day without resting.

He immediately finished his work like a madman, not caring that his employees were already crying in the corner.

He had been itching to go home. He needed his dose of Lisa's sweetness. Thinking about his little kitten naked in the bed while being pressed by him made Jungkook look like he was injected with chicken blood[3].

When he got home, Lisa was already asleep.

Like a flower thief[4], he slowly crawled towards Lisa's bed. Watching the beautiful woman sleeping soundly without care in her surroundings, Jungkook's gaze suddenly turned tender. He cannot help but caress her smooth and soft face. As his thumb touched her red lips, a tiny whine escaped form Lisa's mouth.

As if inviting trouble, the sleeping woman subconsciously bit his thumb seductively. Like a cannon, his rod immediately went hard, preparing to shoot the enemy anytime. Jungkook was not able to hold back and bit her lips, slowly sucking her saliva. He immediately undressed himself and crawled on top of Lisa. He had been thinking of burying his special tool inside her and sprinkle his seeds in her exclusive farmland.

Lisa woke up feeling something was off. She felt like someone was pressing her down, making her feel uncomfortable and hot. She opened her eyes and saw a naked Jungkook stealthily trying to poke her with his magic wand.

A hint of anger passed on her eyes. She was really angry at him due to what happened a while ago. All the frustrations she felt inside when she was at the hospital suddenly exploded like a time bomb.

*swish!*

Her hand swiftly grabbed his milky rod like a bird snatching a worm.

Without paying attention to the throbbing rod she was holding, Lisa squeezed her hand roughly. "You must abide to the new policy! No condom, no entry!!"

Due to the pain and pleasure of being squeezed hard, Jungkook felt like he reached the 9th heaven[5].

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[1]. human chorionic gonadotropin

[2]. One of the Greek rivers in the underworld.

[3]. Being hyper and energetic

[4] Ancient China's version of a rapist.

[5]. 'Reaching to nine heaven', meant that Jungkook reached the realm of God.

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