The adventures of N64 Link and the swordfish!

A new arc.

Sat in the files of a once beloved console was a well known charecter named link. The hero of time. His once popular game which revolutionised 3D open world gaming forever had now been outshined by those more textured. Smoother and sleek designs. Link decides it was enough. Through all the years of hardship and mockery, the words the people had spoke of his 'funny nose' and 'ugly graphics'. He knew he was better. He wasn't just better than everyone, he was mogging them. Oh he was mogging them so hard, and they knew it. He wasn't just blocky, he was sharp. Sharper than any blade could ever be.

He knew it was time for change.

N64 mogger: "so long hyrule. I'll miss you!"
*He waved to the land before no clipping into the wall and into the glitching through the games border. Just by his luck, somebody had transferred the N64 game files into a computer. He looks around and sees the background was a Frutiger aero inspired image.
(Bro rn) |
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A few minutes passed until he could see outside the screen. It was rather oversized fat man with grey hair and a colossal stack of chins. Links gagged as the smell of unbathed belly rolls hit his sharp sensed nose.

N64 mogger: "peeyew! What's that stench? Don't tell me I'm in his computer?"

With that he looks to his left to see a file named 'cheese pizza' and with a glimse of morbid curiosity he tapped it with his finger before looking in it inquisitively.

N64 mogger: "why would somebody name a file of baby pictures 'cheese pizza'?"

The blonde just shrugged before looking to his right and walking over to another file listed 'GSCE English'. He just sighed and was about to walk over to another file when he felt the ground underneath him shake. He saw the curser of the mouth fly past him and go onto settings. He was now sat in a blank white settings page while the suspicious tub of lard was trying to figure out how to delete his search history.

???: "do do do do do do doooooo!~"
The man hummed. Link just looked around in confusion. Then he heard a click and the computer background was changed to another random frutiger aero based backdrop. As the blonde stood mid-air for a second, he then looked down in a cartoony manner at the water below him and screamed.

N64 mogger: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

*Splash*

As he struggled to keep afloat, he remembers that he'd been bulking for 2 months prior and is now on the cut. He cursed himself mentally as he began to sink. As he sank deeper and deeper into the fresh spring water of a virtual screensaver. He felt the water going into his mouth and he struggled to breath. He felt his surroundings fade to dusk as this was his end....