I'm working on a chapter about the Aftons, Emilys, Missing Children and Jeremy celebrating Halloween (it's super late, I know, but technically, "What You Deserve" was supposed to be the Halloween special) but until I finish that, have this.
Don't question it. Just don't. And Dad, since I know you read my stories, I'd request you to skip this chapter, for the sake of your sanity. Nothing inappropriate, just... pure brain-rotting nonsense.
Also, I know that the main humor of the Asdfmovies relies on them being out-of-context, but I added some context anyway in some cases so that my brain can function.
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Bethany: Okay, kids! What do you like the most?
Young Henry: I like singing!
Young Victoria: I like dancing!
Young William: I like T R A I N S (Gets absolutely destroyed by a flying toy train launched by Vincent)
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Henry: William... what's all this?
William: What are you talking about?
Henry: These... notes... you-- you killed Charlie!?
William: Oh... shoot... you weren't supposed to find out about that. Well, now, (pulls out knife) YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
Henry: We're all gonna die...
William: ...Henry? You... okay?
Henry: ...no...
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Bonnie (Jeremy): Freddy, when can we attack the nightguard?
Freddy (Gabriel): That depends. Hey, Chica, what time is it?
Mr Cupcake(Chica's cupcake): IT'S MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!!
Chica (Susie): Erm... actually it's 12:30
Mr Cupcake: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!
Foxy (Fritz): Believe me, lad, I've been thar, wished dat, 'n it bit me in the aft.
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Young Michael: Oh gosh, I'm starving bruv! Oh wait-- would you look at that? A conveniently placed cake! Yum! (stabs cake with a knife)
Cake: AAAAARRRRGH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!? I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!
Young Michael (bamboozled, baffled, flabbergasted, confuddled): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cake: ARGH! THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE!
Young Michael: What have I done!?
Cake: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHH! Tell my children I love them! (moves towards the edge of the table)
Young Mr Cupcake and his sister Ms Cupcake: DADDY!
Cake: (Falls off the edge)
Young Michael:(through tears) NOOOOOOOO!
(Cake splats against the ground)
Young Michael: NO! STAY WITH ME! STAY WITH ME!
Ms Cupcake: DADDY! (Falls of the edge and *splat*)
Young Michael: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
William: (walks into the room and sees Michael crying and screaming bloody murder next to a cake and a cupcake splatted on the floor) ...maybe I should tone down the hallucinogenic gas next time...
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One Shots at Freddy's
FanficRandom one-shots, mostly with the Aftons, which I'll write when I'm bored.
