Naruto on Facebook...?

Naruhina, Overly protective cousins, and the Akatsuki

Sasuke Uchiha has updated his status:

I'm so confused. Why the hell are Naruto and Hinata holding hands and walking through the park?

Shino Aburame, Ino Yamanaka, and fifty eight others like this

Comments:

Neji Hyuuga: WHAT?!

Tsunade Senju: Hm. Looks like the kid actually grew a pair and asked her out.

Kiba Inuzuka: what, you jelly Hinata stole your man Sasuke? >:)

Sasuke Uchiha: No. I didn't think Dobe would ever get a girlfriend though. Hinata seems too good for him.

Naruto Uzumaki: WHAT THE HELL, I'M HERE YOU DOUCHEBAGS!

Sakura Haruno: Aww~ Hinata, hurry up and change your status already!

Hinata Hyuuga: I don't know if Naruto-Kun's okay with that :/

Naruto Uzumaki has changed his status to in a relationship

Hinata Hyuuga: 0///0

Neji Hyuuga: I DO NOT APPROVE

Tenten: Leave her alone, Neji, they're good for eachother. -.-' no need to meddle in your cousin's life.

Neji Hyuuga: I'M HER BIG COUSIN I'M SUPPOSED TO MEDDLE!

Ino Yamanaka: No...you're not.

Hinata Hyuuga has changed her status to in a relationship

Sakura Haruno: ^_^ aw, can I be a bridesmaid?

Ino Yamanaka: I'm the maid of honor right? :D

Kiba Inuzuka: Guess I'm Naruto's best man. :P

Sasuke Uchiha: Hn, it's me.

Naruto Uzumaki: Why the hell are you planning our wedding when I haven't even proposed to her yet?

Sakura Haruno: OMG HE SAID YET.

Ino Yamanaka: EEE~ :)))))

Itachi Uchiha: SO CUTEEE :D

Sasuke Uchiha:...again, what are you doing here, Itachi?

Hinata Hyuuga: I'm leaving...ramen Naruto?

Naruto Uzumaki: HELL YES! :D

Naruto Uzumaki has logged off

Hinata Hyuuga has logged off

Kiba Inuzuka: Who wants to come with me to spy on their date? >:)

Neji Hyuuga: Me.

Sasuke Uchiha: Hn, fine.

Ino Yamanaka: YES!

Sakura Haruno: ME TOO!

Kiba Inuzuka: Okay team, OFF TO ICHIRAKU'S!

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Kiba Inuzuka has updated his status:

You guys are the worst team ever. -.-'

Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuuga, and twenty four others like this

Comments:

Sakura Haruno: BLAME NEJI! D:

Neji Hyuuga: What'd you expect? He made her cry!

Naruto Uzumaki: I WAS GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF HER EYE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUNCH ME IN MY STOMACH AND NOSE.

Ino Yamanaka: Aw! I thought you were romantically wiping away her tears!

Hinata Hyuuga:...

Neji Hyuuga: Why was she crying in the first place?

Naruto Uzumaki: I TOLD YOU. THERE WAS SOMETHING IN HER EYE.

Tenten: My idiot of a boyfriend everybody...

Neji Hyuuga:....sorry. I gave you a black nose.

Naruto Uzumaki: It's okay! Hinata's taking care of me! :D

Hinata Hyuuga: Shouldn't have said that...

Neji Hyuuga: YOU MEAN SHE'S IN YOUR ROOM.

Naruto Uzumaki: Yeah! I'm taking off my shirt rn so she can heal my stomach! Your cousin's so nice! I'm so lucky!

Kiba Inuzuka: You're a real idiot man.

Sasuke Uchiha: I'm not helping you out of this one...

Neji Hyuuga: She's in your room....and you're shirtless...

Neji Hyuuga has logged off

Hinata Hyuuga: Oh no...back up anybody?

Tenten: I'm coming...

Tenten has logged off

Kiba Inuzuka: Oh what the hell. I'm coming too. It's a free ticket to see Naruto get beat to a pulp. :P

Kiba Inuzuka has logged off

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Kakashi Hatake has updated his status:

Uh...has anyone seen Naruto? We have a mission...

Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, and seventeen others like this

Comments:

Kiba Inuzuka: uh...no. I haven't seen him... ^_^

Tenten: He's fighting Neji...

Kakashi Hatake: What? Why?

Neji Hyuuga: THIS DOUCHEBAG WAS SHIRTLESS AND IN THE SAME ROOM AS MY COUSIN.

Naruto Uzumaki: Well that wouldn't have had to happened if you hadn't punched me in the first place. -.-

Kiba Inuzuka: GOT EMMM. Nicely done.

Naruto Uzumaki: Ikr? I think I'm done fighting Neji now.

Neji Hyuuga: Humph. I suppose you have a point. I guess I'm done too.

Hinata Hyuuga: Thank goodness, remind me not to tell Neji-Nii when I'm going out with Naruto. -.-'

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Kisame has updated his status:

Look Itachi-San! •/_\• its you! :P

Deidara, Hidan, and thirty seven others like this

Comments:

Hidan: BAHAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS FUCKING EXACTLY LIKE HIM.

Itachi Uchiha:....I do not find this amusing.

Kakuzu: Spot on, Kisame, spot on...

Tobi: ITACHI-SAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON TOBI'S SCREEN?

Pein: Someone please explain to me why Tobi's pressing his face against his monitor? -.-'

Tobi: TOBI WANTS TO BE APART OF THE FACEBOOK WORLD! :D

Deidara: What's happening, hm?

Tobi: SENPAI!!<3 :D

Sasori: Looks like you ACTUALLY have a fan.

Tobi: TOBI ISN'T SENPAI'S FAN. THE THING ON SENPAI'S CEILING'S HIS FAN! :D

Deidara: You're an idiot, un.

Sasori: He's right. You have no fans. :P

Deidara: EVERYBODY'S MY FAN! RIGHT FANGIRLS?

Fangirl #1: YES! OMG MARRY ME!

Fangirl #2: NO! MARRY ME!

Fangirl #3: I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP!

Sasori: Make them disappear. >_>

Deidara: Way ahead of you, yeah.

Pein: Did you just blow up three girls, Deidara?

Deidara: :D