Naruto on Facebook...?

Deidara's "manliness", Paper cuts, and another Sasuke...?!

Sasori has posted a video:

That awkward moment when you walk in on Deidara singing Justin Bieber into his comb brush.

Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and fifty eight others like this

Comments:

Deidara: WHAT THE HELL, UN?! YOU WERE TAKING A VIDEO?

Sasori: Well what do you expect? We share a room.

Hidan: BAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING GOLD YOU BITCH ASSES.

Naruto Uzumaki: Is he a Crossdresser? XD

Kakuzu: Yup. See his hair?

Deidara: I'M A MAN! I'M MANLY!

Hidan: Oh please. You're as straight as a gummy worm.

Hinata Hyuuga: What a strange reference...

Kiba Inuzuka: His hair looks like Ino's!

Ino Yamanaka: HELL NO MINE'S PRETTIER

Deidara: (Gasps) YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Itachi Uchiha: I like cheese. <3

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Kakashi Hatake has updated his status:

I HURT MY FINGER AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING! WAH! CALL 911!

Hinata Hyuuga, Naruto Uzumaki, and twenty six others like this

Comments:

Naruto Uzumaki: Sucks to suck. :P

Sakura Haruno: What'd you do THIS time?

Kakashi Hatake: I got a paper cut!

Kiba Inuzuka: Lemme guess. Were you reading porn?

Kakashi Hatake:...that's none of your business.

Itachi Uchiha: Haha! Your sensei's a pervert.

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Sasuke Uchiha has updated his status:

I'm a lowly bastard who thinks that Naruto is waaaay more hotter and stronger!

Kakashi Hatake, Jiraiya Sage, and thirty three others like this

Comments:

Sakura Haruno: Um, are you okay?

Hinata Hyuuga: He's acting strange...

Sasuke Uchiha: I'm just dandy! Does anyone wanna come over and play barbie with me? I'll let you be Ken!

Kiba Inuzuka: This is gold. XD *screenshots*

Sasuke Uchiha: WTF I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! NARUTO, HOW THE HELL DID YOU HACK MY ACCOUNT?!

Kiba Inuzuka: Uh-Huh. Denial isn't a pretty thing, Sas-GAY.

Sasuke Uchiha: Yup! That's me! I'm gay and I love ponies and rainbows!

Sasuke Uchiha: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS IF I'M HERE NOW?

Naruto Uzumaki: That's not me. 0_0 I just got out of the shower.

Sasuke Uchiha: Then-! What-? How-?!

Sasuke Uchiha: BYEE! <3 *Strips and dances into the sunset*

Sasuke Uchiha: I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!

Itachi Uchiha: Lol you're gonna kill yourself? I knew you were emo. XD