Naruto on Facebook...?

Spoiled minds, kitchen fires, and smashed devices

Hinata Hyuuga has updated his status:

My mind is now spoiled. :'(

Kiba Inuzuka, Sakura Haruno, and seventy three others like this

Comments:

Neji Hyuuga: WHAT.HAPPENED.

Naruto Uzumaki: I'm interested too, what happened Hinata?

Hinata Hyuuga: Kakashi-sensei dropped his book so I picked it up for him and saw one of the pages...

Kakashi Hatake: Oops...

Sakura Haruno: SENSEI! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT READING PORN IN PUBLIC?

Kakashi Hatake: To not to...:(

Kiba Inuzuka: What'd say? ;)

Hinata Hyuuga: It said (CENSORED).

Itachi Uchiha: At least you now know where babies come from! ^_^

Neji Hyuuga: UCHIHA!

Sasuke Uchiha: What?

Itachi Uchiha: He was talking to me, Emo. -.-'

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Pein has updated his status:

Will someone please tell me why the kitchen's on fire? -_-

Hidan, Itachi Uchiha, and thirty seven others like this

Comments:

Sasori: Ask the brat.

Itachi Uchiha: Hidan, what'd you do?

Hidan: WHAT THE FUCK I DID NOTHING

Kakuzu: THIS time...

Sasori: The OTHER brat.

Itachi Uchiha: Ohh. ^_^ Deidara, what'd you do?

Deidara: I did nothing...!

Tobi: OOH! TOBI KNOWS! SENPAI KEPT THROWING HIS CLAY ON THE STOVE TO START A FIRE SO HE CAN COOK HIS POPCORN! :D

Hidan: Who the hell cooks popcorn on a stove?

Deidara: The microwave burns it! :(

Kisame: Well of course it will if you put it in for twenty minutes...

Deidara: That's what the package says!

Hidan: It says TWO fucking minutes, bitch.

Deidara: Ohhh. ^_^

Pein: Kakuzu, since you're the handler of the money in this organization, I'm gonna need you to pay for the damage.

Kakuzu: Ugh, fine. >:(

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Tsunade Senju has updated her status:

Naruto! Stop making out with Hinata and get to my office! You have a mission!

Kiba Inuzuka, Ino Yamanaka, and sixty seven others like this

Comments:

Neji Hyuuga: WHAT?!

Kiba Inuzuka: Don't you even talk, I saw you with Tenten the other day. ;)

Neji Hyuuga has logged off

Sakura Haruno: AW! THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER TO SECOND BASE! :D

Hinata Hyuuga: Second base...?

Kakashi Hatake: It's when

{Two minutes later}

Hinata Hyuuga: Um, Kakashi-San?

Sakura Haruno: I just threw his phone into the lake :)

Kakashi Hatake: Oh yeah? Take that!

Sakura Haruno: WTF HE JUST THREW MY PHONE AGAINST A TREE.

Sasuke Uchiha: Um...then how are you...?

Naruto Uzumaki: We're breaking things now? :D

Kiba Inuzuka: MY COMPUTER YOU BAKA!

Naruto Uzumaki: WHAT THE HELL?! MY PRECIOUS PHONE!

Sasuke Uchiha: I'm so confused rn...

Sakura Haruno: GREAT KAKASHI, NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A NEW ONE.

Kakashi Hatake: IF YOU PAY FOR THE ONE THAT GOT THROWN IN THE LAKE.

Sasuke Uchiha: How the hell are you on facebook if you're stuff's smashed?

Itachi Uchiha: Lol hehe. No ones listening to you. ^_^