Naruto on Facebook...?

Black flames, Sushi, Another ruined outing, and the wrong words to say

Sasuke Uchiha has updated his status:

Seriously, who the hell is posing as me?

Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and sixty three others like this

Comments:

Sasuke Uchiha: I'm Sasuke and I enjoy darkness, blood, and poems!

Sasuke Uchiha: I'M NOT EMO DAMMIT!

Kiba Inuzuka: Uh oh, looks like someone's being bipolar.

Hinata Hyuuga: Agreed...

Sasuke Uchiha: How many times do I have to say it?! That person isn't me!

Sasuke Uchiha: AND I PITYYYY ANY GIRL WHO ISN'T MEE TONIIIIGHT!

Kiba Inuzuka: Seems pretty accurate.

Sasuke Uchiha: *Eye twitch*

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Kiba Inuzuka has updated his status:

AHH! My house is set with black flames! D: HELPP MEE

Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, and six others like this

Comments:

Itachi Uchiha: Sasuke, what have I told you about using Amaterasu on your comrades? >_>

Sasuke Uchiha: I don't have to listen to you!

Itachi Uchiha:...*Turns sharingan on* what was that?

Naruto Uzumaki: OHH! BRO FIGHT!

Sasuke Uchiha has logged off

Itachi Uchiha: Thought so, Emo.

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Hinata Hyuuga has updated her status:

Um, has anyone seen Kiba lately?

Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, and thirty one others like this

Comments:

Naruto Uzumaki: Why? Do you care more about Kiba than me? :'(

Hinata Hyuuga: Naruto, I know you're fine because you're sitting right next to me. -.-' Kiba didn't show for our morning practice and I couldn't drag Shino away from the butterfly nest by myself.

Kiba Inuzuka: Sorry Hinata, I'm still trying to put the black flames out before my mom comes back on her mission. 

Ino Yamanaka: Wasn't your house set on fire JUST three days ago?

Kiba Inuzuka: Yo Uchiha! How do I put it out?

Sasuke Uchiha: You can't. Only I can put them out.

Itachi Uchiha: *coughs loudly*

Kiba Inuzuka: Then put it out, will you?

Sasuke Uchiha: SUURE! AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, LET'S BAKE COOKIES AND PAINT RAINBOWS!

Sasuke Uchiha: WTH DUDE??