What the fuck did he just say

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Hey guys sorry i didnt update I'm having some foreign exchange students come to my house so i have to clean. Oh well. Well here it is!!Enjoy!!!!!!
Jamies POV
Shes staring at me like I just said something totally offensive wait jamie you just made her embarrassed by saying that you caught her devouring some guys face off in the street of course that is rude.
"Why are you staring at me like that??" she just stares at me and blinks and finally starts muttering some words "You have a wife??" wow thats what has her so dumbfounded "Of course I have a wife and my wife is pregnant so I will have a child as well." "Did you not stalk me like I thought you would??" that came out harsher than I thought it would wow I'm a dick "No I didn't stalk you, and I don't care if you have a wife or a soon to be baby kudos to them for sticking up with you, I actually was loathing working with you, now I'd rather die a billion times before I ever have to mutter a single word to you.......you..you ..big egotistical shit head." she gives me this cutest pout and then stomps off and I just start cracking up....what the hell I've never been called a shit head and it's definitely not a term of endearment i finally wipe off my tears and then I remember her cute little pout that was the cutest thing I've ever seen, but my baby will probably beat that in the next 9 months....then I realized what she just said to me....I just realized shes a straight up bitch why should I care if shes kissing someone that's not me....wait Jamie did you really just say that....what the fuck is wrong with you...you shouldn't feel that way about anyone except Amelia...right....RIGHT.
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Dakota's POV
What a little D bag who the hell is he for accusing me for stalking him he's the one who is out of line well you did look at him for a whole minute wondering why he has a wife.....of course he has a wife hes the hot type of human.....oh great now you sound like kate....maybe I should get into a relationship , I mean his wife is preggo youre not just gonna throw yourself at him that is wrong I pull out my phone and text Matt I send off a text saying * we should meet up after film discussion...yeah??* ;)
I put my phone in my Gucci purse and go back inside Sam's office "Oh dakota I saw you walk out was it important??" wow everyone is at the table dana, el james, Micheal de luca , and Jamie "Uh no it was just a thing I had to do." very specific dakota "Oh well try to do it when were not discussing important buisness okay??" "yeah!!" thanks a lot jamie fucking dornan "okay what I think we should do is film the intro scene where ana is doing her hair and Christian will be putting on his shoes and then jogging or something ....then we film some more scenes where ana's in WSU and Christian is putting on his suit and tie and getting prepared for the look of the CEO." she has it all planned out "Anything else to add, remember this can only be so long."lol she said so long......thats not mature dakota "Well once were through with the intro we go into the interview scene which jamie and dakota did quite well I might add." eww jamie smiles ewww how bout I vomit from his cute adorable smile " then we do the claytons scene where it leads to the photoshoot which then goes to lunch and then the last scene we do in order is the drunk scene and we do a romantic scene where Ana wakes up in Christian's heathman hotel room." all of a sudden out of nowhere jamie says when do we film the romance scenes how very gentleman of you christian "well I was getting to that , after the gliding, helicopter and more scenes like the dancing and dinner with the Grey's we go to sex." I blush just thinking about Jamie and I doing these intimate scenes together "Well Erika what scenes do you think are important??" holy shit I totally forgot how much sex is in this book...it's famous for it's sex Dakota "Well I definitely think we need the making love scene on their first night together and then I don't know about the blowjob scene." "How bout instead we do a bathtub scene bit just have him wash her and then we go to the interrupted sex with the tie and have her flustered and bothered." wtf how am I going to handle being in a bath with Jamie......WASHING ME....HOLY SHIT I WANT EVEN NEED A BATH I'LL BE SO WET ALREADY!! "Wait about the benwa balls and period scene." what the fuck how are they going to put that on the big screen "the problem with that is how to show it on camera without disgusting people out with a tampon and benwa balls would be to hard to capture on screen." thank you taylor "Well wait about the ice cube scene and red room scenes" oh shit Jamie running an ice cube down my stomach ...holy shit arrousing as fuck ....wait holy shit theres a red room scene where he eats me.....shit ..holy fuck how are they going to film this shit "well were dedinitley doing the ice cube scene and the graduation spanking scene also 3 red room scenes counting the belt scene, oh and multiple kissing scenes." wow I'm going to be spanked by Jamie....yes please...hold on where the fuck is this shit coming from dakota "then finally the last scene we film is the breakup scene and they the alternate ending so we have a lot more emotions to work from." "So now that we discussed film order any scenes you guys don't want to film and want a body double for it." holy fuck yes dakota the mother fucking belt scene can go fuck itself "Yes I have a scene I'm not comfortable with." "Oh which scene is that??" "um its the belt scene, I don't want any permanent marks and I'm not comfortable with that situation." "Is that all the scenes dakota??" ......is there more scenes...no. " um no that one would be it, I want to experience as much as Anastasia as possible to be the character." " You do realize that you'll have to show your nipples and your butt and your pubic bone and youll have to grow out your pubic hair as well." holy shit I have to show a bunch luckily mine is just trimmed I'll just have to rough it. "And Jamie what regulations do you have."I hear him cough smug bastard "I'm not showing my penis." What the fuck did he just say
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Well there you have it lol i didn't want to end it there but it was getting to long so yeah I make my chapters 1000 words long but yeah i was gonna go to a matt thing and jamie thing but that will be next chapter sorry that this chapter is just film stuff but I want to make it as real life as possible so i don't skip ahead. I hoped you enjoyed reading it as much as i did writing it.

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