Holy shit, this is gonna be a long night!!

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Alright here is the update all of you guys have been waiting for!!
Just a heads up when you get to the text messaging  part read the comments and you'll find the emojis that they used.
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Dakotas POV
Everyone is starring at me like they are waiting for me to respond to this. Wait Dakota you have to respond...but how. It's not like I want to see his penis because I don't!! It's probably all shriveled up and plus his wife has probably sucked on it...eww nasty!!
I clear my throat and come up with a solution to this problem...or sticky situation haha not funny dakota!!
" Since Jamie here isn't showing his...
Family jewels." "It's only fair that we come up with a solution so I don't have to show everything as well...particularly the lower regions of my body." wow dakota that sounded so professional...I know...I know!
"Well that seems only fair, how about this we just put the pubic hair in digitally that way you don't have to worry." Sam responds
"I don't see that as a problem" I answer yes, i don't have to discuss this horrid subject again!!
" But you guys will have to wear protective gear. Jamie will have to wear a beige sack and Dakota you  will wear a modesty patch type thing we don't have them ordered yet but when they come in, you can judge how you want it." Sam explains
Sam continues on with her conversation but I zone her out
*buzz*
Oh it's a text from Matt...yum!!
"I totally want to hang out with you!! Maybe dinner at my place..since I am in Canada all alone." :'( 
Awww he sent me a pouty face ....that means fun time for me
"Yes babe, I definitely would love it!!" ;-) *send*
I sent him a winky face just so I mean business!! Uhhh I can't wait!!
"So we are all done for the day ...here is your scripts ...study them and We'll probably start filming soon so give it 2 weeks and We'll see how well you know the script..alright have a good day!!" Sam gets up from the table and collects her stuff, once I know I am free to leave. I get up and collect my belongings ..but I am put to a abrupt stop by a hand that I've familiarise myself with.
" What do you want Jamie can't you see how fast I want to leave!!"
Come on Dakota that was just a bit harsh...lets just see what he has to say to you!! FINE!!
"Look, I'm sorry for the way I acted, its just I've been given a lot of grief by my wife and Im sorry that I took it out on you!" wow is Jamie here actually apologizing..I think he is!!
"It's fine Jamie, I understand how stressful all of this could be. I was probably a bit harsh as well." "But I have an event I need to attend and well I need to leave now so bye!!"
"Wait!! Dakota I was wondering if we..could maybe go grab a drink or something , because we need to get to know each other and a way to get to know one another in Ireland is we all get drunk and the one who is the drunkest has to pay!!" haha that actually sounds fun!! But wait about Matt...I could cancel on him...Jamie sounds fun in more ways than one!! NO!! Dakota stop flirting!! But I'm a flirt!! I pout without even realizing that Jamie is still right next to me
"It's okay if you don't want to, I just thought...never mind...it's fine maybe later...yeah." I look at Jamie and there is an emotion in his eyes that I really can't put words to, sadness, disappointment, not possible, no one would have those feelings for me??
I get submerged in my on thoughts that I see that Jamie is walking away!! Wait what is he doing!!?? I haven't given my response!!
I get up really fast and chase him out the door, I finally spot him and I sprint down the staircase and reach for his wrist
"JAMIE!!" I yell out, but just as I'm about to grab his wrist I fall!!
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Jamie's POV
I stare at Dakota wondering what the fuck she is thinking about!! Oh its probably some perverted shit about the guy she was swapping spit with not so long ago!! Oh fuck it I'm just gonna leave, this is why I'm glad I am married so then I don't have to worry about this shit!! I get up and open the door and walk down the stairs all of a sudden I hear a loud crash,
"Owwweeee!!" ohhhh it's Dakota
I look down where she is at and see she tore her nylons and shit she's bleeding!!
"Are you okay?" I question her
"Well I'm just bleeding, so I guess I am fine, nothing a band aid won't fix...right!!" wait is she actually smiling and laughing. I can't believe I'm saying this but I love her laugh!! I laugh back at her because the situation we are in is quite comical.
"Do you want that drink with me now??" I question
"Hmmm...I think I'd like that very much...thank you!" she responds. Ohh wait I probably should help her up. Yeah probably James.
I hold out my hand and holds it and I help her up she trips a little but not enough to affect my balance. Wow she's already tripping and we haven't even started drinking yet.
"Really??" "Great, well we can go now if you want." Don't sound so desperate James. Well I'm not, I am just really eager...and fucking cold considering it's the middle of November.
"Umm I actually have some stuff to take care of and considering the time is only 1 o'clock, I could get a lot of shit done."
"Okay, so do you want me to pick you up or do you drive there?"
"Well it depends on where we are going." oh shit i haven't went to any bars yet!!
"Wait I'll give you the address and you take a taxi cause we might get to drunk to drive." smart thinking Dakota!!
"Alright that sounds like a great idea!!"
We say our goodbyes and go our separate ways. This is gonna be fun!!
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Dakota's POV
I pull up google and I look up "bars in Vancouver Canada"
I scroll down my phone until I find an Irish pub. Hmm this could be really interesting. Oh my gosh it's right next to a body piercing shop that would be so funny if Jamie got a belly button piercing of a dolphin!! Oh or wait a shamrock. Holy shit this is gonna be so much fun!!
I get my contacts pulled up and click on Jamie's number and send him the address
*654 Nelson St, Vancouver, BC V6B 6K4, Canada* ;) *send*
*I hope we don't get in to much trouble*:\ *send*
I wait a few seconds for a reply
*I hope this isn't an address to somewhere fkin shady..i will know and you will be punished >:) * ohh is he being Christian Grey!! 
* stow your twitchy palm Mr.Grey* *send*
Hold up are you really flirting with a married man!! Yes I think I am but I flirt with everyone even a frigging pole..lol if I'm drunk enough probably!!
*Dont give me a reason to get my twitchy palm out then*
* Yes, sir!!*
*Goodbye Dakota see you at 8*
Hmm what will I do for 6 hours....how about surf the web
I pull up google and search *Jamie Dornan* I press enter lets see what comes up I finally see the images are loading
Oh its just some boring portraits of himself ...wait a fucking minute...calvin Klein underwear ....is he some sort of model?? Shit he is!! Damn these images make me really hot!! Lets look up more. I type in the search box *Jamie dornan hot *
Omg there goes my panties!! Shit is he blind folding her, damn!!
Oh my gosh this isn't a professional one. He's butt naked in the shower and he's covering his dick!! He's just sitting on the tile, and he looks sooo edible!!
I keep on scrolling
My god he's sitting in a chair and my gosh I so wish I was that chair!!
I go to the search box and type in *Jamie Dornan movies*
Ohhh lets see if I've seen any...."the fall" I've never even heard of that one??  Lets look it up!!  *The fall TV show*  I scroll down to wikipedia always a reliable nope not at all!! It loads and I see that it's a crime show . Shit does Jamie play some psychopath , oh my gosh he plays a serial killer??!! I find that kind of intimidating. Lets continue on with these searches
*Jamie dornan actor* *search*
Ohhhh!! Marie Antoinette. Lets see some images since I already know the plot!! Shit is that him riding a damn horse and he's in a cap my shit!! I see that there is also a picture with his sweat pants almost down but you can see a lot of Dornan..yum.  Alright Dakota lets get real. I scroll back and go to the search box *jamie dornans wife* *search*. Let's see what the results are.  Ohh she is definitely pregnant. Wow they are super weird looking , together I mean. My gosh does she smile. Well here we go They're holding hands, ohhh heres there wedding, not the best dress in the world but hey its her wedding!! Oh here's her with another man. Holy shit is that Colin Farrell eww he has a shaved head. Wait was he married to Jamies wife??!! I click on the picture and see that her name is Amelia Warner. I type in the search box *Colin farrell wife* boom there she is theres Amelia!! I look at some news and people are saying the marriage was fake...shit its to early in the afternoon for all this drama. Just so I can get pumped up i look up another picture of my hot co star * Jamie dornan model* hes so hot ...omg...hes just lying there naked in the grass with another blonde. He was a glasses model for Hugo Boss. My gosh hes gorgeous but unfortunately he's married so I'll just have to forget his body and just be friends.
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Jamie's POV
I get inside my Audi (if anyone wants to know the brand its an Audi Q7 TDI SUV) and I roll down my windows to get some fresh air and a clear head. Yeah James what the fuck was that back there. You were acting like you were in high school ...which is why I shouldn't act this way. Especially with a pregnant wife none the less!!
I start my engine of the car, I mosey my way through traffic and in a nick of time, I have arrived at home.
I get out of my car and lock the door. I step inside and see that Amelia is preparing dinner...shit....
She turns around and looks at me
"Hello, husband of mine." fuck she is in one of those moods...just my damn luck!!
"Hello, my hard working wife!!" I smile widely at her, so she doesn't realize somethings up.
She turns away from the stove she has set herself in front of making my favorite. A bacon fucking cheeseburger holy fuck I can't miss that...I look at the time and realize it is 3 o'clock I could definitely fit in dinner before drinks...yeah!!
"Ahh babe, that smells so fucking good!!"
She turns around so we are front to front she caresses my face and gives me one of her smiles.
"Well I figured since were not busy, we could have your favorite food. Then start a nice fire and snuggle up on the couch with a nice glass of really expensive wine."
She strums her fingers down my neck and then makes her way down to my chest. I'm not gonna lie that sounds really fucking nice...But I need to have a bonding time with the person who I will see naked very soon.
I grab my wife's hand and curl it around mine. I turn off the stove so my wonderful meat doesn't get burnt and then Id have to feed it to my dog Spinee.
"Come sit down." I lead Amelia to the red love seat
"What's wrong James??" Amelia questions me.
"Nothing wrong,  It's....just....I will have to cancel what evening you have planned for me." I look up and see my wife terribly frightening face. Holy fuck that is not a good fucking sign at all!
I see that she stood up from where she was sitting
"ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING!! You can't be frigging serious can you!! I planned all of this for you..not anyone else. I planned this all for you and now what...I HAVE TO JUST CANCEL IT ALL??!!" damn pregnancies can be a fucking pain..I can say that again James.
" Baby wait, I know you're upset and I'm sorry...its just. I scratch my nose
"It's just WHAT!!" Amelia yells
"It's just I planned on going out drinking with Dakota." good James you did good!
"Who the fuck do you think you are!!" she points her finger at my chest and pokes the fabric of my shirt. Fuck she's not accusing me of something is she!! Well I'm gonna go all fucking smart ass on her then!!
"I am Jamie Fucking Dornan!! Thats who the fuck I am in case you fucking forgot Amelia fucking Warner!!" I yell back at her.
" Well who the FRICK is Dakota...huh...she the little slut that you're gonna bang her brains out for mouths!!" wait did my fucking wife just disrespect Dakota like that....why would you care James.
I start laughing
"This is so fucking like you, accusing an innocent women, someone you don't even know, not to mention thinking that I would stoop so low as to cheat on your pregnant ass!!" I respond angrily.
" Well then why else would you go out drinking then." I sense that she has finally calmed down...its a good thing to don't want anything bad happening with the pregnancy and all.
I lead her down to the couch again with her back facing my front and I kiss her shoulder to assure that we are fine
"Look honey, I know you've been feeling insecure. But you shouldn't, you're pregnant with a girl that I helped produce."
I start to rub her shoulders and loosen the knots.
" I offered to go out for drinks, so I could get to know her better as a person and she gets to know me and you and my family." I smile gently back at Amelia.
"Okay babe, I understand now."
She smiles back at me as well
I start kissing her and turn her body around so she's facing me. I feel around her body until my hand rest at her baby bump. I feel a kick and I just know Dulcie will be out soon and brought into my life.
"In no time we will have a little one affecting our sleep." just thinking about it makes me joyful
My wife starts laughing she squeezes my cheeks
"You won't be laughing when she disrupts your sleep!!"
My wife gets up from the couch it takes her a little longer with that pregnant belly of hers
I smack her butt playfully
"Where's my meat you wench!!" I say
"Thanks to you, I was distracted so it won't get done until 4."
I head upstairs
"Alright babe call me down when it's time to eat...yeah." I yell as I ascend my way up the stairs.
I head into my bed room and get ready first a shower. But before I shower i send a text message to Dakota
*what are you wearing??* *send* hopefully it's not a serious answer. Knowing Dakota its probably something comedic. Oi heres the reply lets see what the answer is.
* uhhh khakis*
*jack from statefarm...really??* *send*
Shit a grammar error..fucking hell!!
*well I don't know a jack from statefarm but i know a jake lol*
* don't worry im not a grammar nazi haha * what the fuck is that suppost to be
* uhh dakota what the fuck is that emoji* *send*
*its a grammar nazi. ( aka grammar hilter)*
*oh my gosh you haven't even started drinking and your acting childish* *send*
*oi get ready jamie *
* hey is that suppost to be fucking irish ...the fuck are you dakota * send* *eat your words dakota *
*fuck you jamie I dont look like that i will eat my words f u c k o f f ...*
* whats with the poop* *send*
* what it has to come out somehow*
*get ready* *send*
*kay mr.bossy pants *
* im gonna take a shower now* *send*
* ohhh send me a pic*
* no* * send*
* fine *
* did you just send me a death threat*
*yes i did*
I put away my phone and read that the time says 3:20 pm.
I start to take off my pants and remove my Calvin's and then last but not least my white t-shirt.
I meander my way to the bathroom and turn on the water and make my way under the stream.
I lather my body with my body wash that smells of forests ( lol i don't know what men smell like) I rub my way down to my member and stroke it until I got the big guy nice and clean. I shampoo my hair and the rinse off my hair. I step out of the shower and dry my body with a black towel.
I make a beeline towards the sink and I start shaving my face although I am very fond of the morning shadow I have going on. I know that Christian Grey was cleanly shaven so I have to be as well. Once I am done with my bathroom regimen and once I have done about 50 push ups. I make my way to my dresser. I pull out a nice brown sweater and put on some dark blue jeans thats fit itself around my ankle and once that done I finish my look off with a nice wool button up thats grey.
I make my way downstairs and see that the table is set. Yummy, food!!
"Hello sweetheart, well don't you look dashing."
"I know, but don't get jealous because your the one who has the honor of taking it off, once i get back." yeah but imagine Dakota taking it off as well...no that is wrong...soo fucking wrong.
I see that Amelia is rather fond of that idea
"Hmmm well we just might have to arrange that then. Huh hon??" she questions
I make my way towards her and wrap my arms around her belly. I linger my lips onto her neck and continue to lay baby kisses onto her skin.
"Ohh I do fucking hope so." I answer hungrily
" Don't make me all hot before you leave babe!!" she complains
I make me leave out of the kitchen and walk my way towards the dinning room. I push out my chair and sit down.
" Then bring my food out so I don't have an excuse to my wench!!" I command how very dominate of you James.
I see my wife carrying out the steaming bacon burgers with a side dish of corn and fries. How bout fucking yum.
I reach over and grab everything on the table. I take a big bite of my burger and can't believe the taste.
Out of this world amazing!!
" You know what hon, you ought to fucking sell this fucking recipe!!"
"Oh James you don't have to flatter me." she blushes shyly
"Oh babe I'm not bluffing, I'm being serious."  I respond slyly.
"Oh well I think you've definitely earned some sex James. Especially by your groveling!!"
" Sex and Bacon cheeseburgers, thank fuck, I'm so lucky!!" I exclaim.
"Alright. Alright. Eat."
"Yes, mam."
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After I am done with dinner I help Amelia clean up the dishes and clear the table. I check the clock and see that it 7:15 pm. I probably should get ready to leave now.
I make my way to Amelia.
" Hey babe, I'm afraid its time for me to leave." I give her my best pout.
"Aww, already. Fine, but not without a goodbye kiss."
I lean her over the counter until her back hits the granite. I meet her lips with mine. I feel her chapped lips so I wet them a bit with my tongue, even though I know it only dries them out more. After I have ran out of breath. I disconnect my lips from hers.
"Goodbye Babe!" I walk my way over to the door and make my exit.
After 15 minutes I finally receive a taxi to hail.
I get in the taxi and give him the address. He drives his way over to the mysterious location I have yet to look up.
I ask the driver to turn on the radio. Because I can't fucking stand this silence with my nerves.
Are you fucking kidding me fucking wrecking ball. Ahh fuck this shit I'll need at least 20 drinks.
I look out the window and see that we have pulled up at an Irish pub. Next to a damn fucking body piercing shop. Aww fuck me she chose this place on purpose obviously because of your heritage dammit.
I realize that there is a car pulling up and out walks the most beautiful legs I have ever layed my eyes upon.holy shit this is gonna be a long night.
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Dun dun
Whats gonna happen next!!??
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