smg4, but swap au

birthday freakout

Smg3 peaked his head out the castle and let out a breath of relief. She was nowhere in sight, but just to make sure, he'd hired Belle to sit on the castles roof to shoot her if she came into view.

"Belle? Are you in place?" Smg3 spoke over the radio, "Oh yeah!" Belle happily cheered back, smg3 nodded and walked back inside.

"How are you enjoying the party X?" Smg3 smiled. "It's great! Thanks. 3!" X looked around at all the happy party people. If only he knew what was to come.

Belle was staring at the sky. She felt very useful. Being the bodyguard for Xs party made her feel very special. Sadly, her thoughts were interrupted by a familiar Australian voice. She quickly sat up and looked down to Tari, who was slowly approaching. She fumbled with her gun, aiming at Tari.

Tari looked up at waved, "Hi Belle!" Belle let out a cry before dropping her gun and falling into the water. Tari was sorta confused by her friends action but shrugged it off, "must be her time of the week," she happily approached the front of the castle, reaching for the door.

A Uganda knuckle jumped down in front of her, stopping her in her tracks. It spat at her, clicking loudly every time she reached for the handle, "Oh come on! It's me! Tari?! Who else do you know that comes to Daisys Castle to make fun of her!" The knuckles thought for a minute before continuing to spit at her.  Tari crossed her arms before getting an idea.

"You want my Id? Here you go, " she handed a card over to the knuckles. The Uganda knuckles looked between her and the card. It was about to spit at her when she kicked it out the way and laughed.

Inside the castle, smg3 was boarding the door, much to X and everyone else's confusion. Smg3 sighed, "That should keep her out-" He was interrupted by the wall above him being broken,

"Hey, what's going on here?! You're having a party without me?!" Tari spoke in disbelief as she looked around at the ongoing party. She stared at Sonic, who was eating cake, "You guys invited Sonic?! He doesn't care about anyone yet. You invited him and not me?!" She looked at them very offended.

Smg3 had to think quickly, "This is a homo party!" X looked at him confused, "3? Do you know her?" Smg3 was struggling to put on a bra, "no! This is a homo party! Are you a homo?! Didn't think so now leave! I don't know you!" Smg3 gulped.

X scratched his head and sighed, "I guess she can stay." Tari cheered and clapped her hands."You won't regret this!" She started to go ape shit around the castle, causing several fires.

Everyone evacuated the castle when the fires started to get bigger. X stared in disbelief at his ruined party, "My birthday party...." he muttered, staring  at his once lively party. "Oh! Is it your birthday?" Tari started to sing happy birthday to X, infuriating him. He stormed off, planning all the ways to make them suffer.

"So you want my help," a voice questioned X, "You say you're good at being evil and killing, so yes, I need your help." That statement alone made smg4 smirk and look at X. "Very well, so, who do you need me to kill?"

A week later, Tari and 3 were driving, getting groceries, "...you don't think X is still upset, do you?" "Who?"The guy whose birthday you ruined?"Hmmmmm, nah," Tari opened a bottle of whiskey, causing 3 to look at her, "i- get that crap outta here!" Smg3 grabbed the whiskey and threw it out of the car. "Tari, you have a drinking issue."

Meanwhile, not too far away, "the bomb has been placed in the car, I'll tell you when they're near to blow them off" smg4 spoke over a radio, "Perfect," X smiled, holding the dedinator in hand.

A faint ticking could be heard behind Taris seat, causing her to groan and reach behind her, "smg3! You nerd a new car! My chair is ticking!!" She pulled her arm back and looked at the bomb in hand. "...you have a hording issue." she threw the bomb out of the car and at smg3.