lewk's diry

kwestions

deare diry

sike lolz I'm just guna anser kwestions

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"Do you want me to get you and Ashton a date?"

lolz weerd spellin but shur as long as wi have da sex 2gether after

who am I kedding we haf sex all da da time

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"kan yew get meh a date wiht Michael?"

h e double hocki stikz yeah!!!! but rn he iz wit cellum doing da sex hehe

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"hey........I love you. so does Ashton. do u love us back??? also how does one become so beautiful??"

omg i luv me 2!!! yus I luv u beck.

i wuz burn bootyful lolz itz a gift tri plastik surgeryry

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"can u fck me in the ass k thanks"

ok sure u r welcum

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"can you make a parody of 'she's kinda hot' ???"

sure hear it goez

my bf betchin bc i alwayz sleep in

he alwayz screemin bc i alwayz sleep in

(he needz 2 celm down i needz meh beeyuty sleep)

he's kinda hawt doe

yas he's kinda hawt doe

my mum iz tellin me i got craizy dreems

she's also seyin i have tiny peepee

shes kinda ugli

yas she's kinda ugli

she wooped me again she wunt get out of meh hed

she's kinda ugli (but i stills luv her bc she givs me froot snecks)

dey say we're loosers and im not alrite w dat

i am de leeder of kicking ass

but im alrite doe

i dunt think da other ppl r alrite doe

ok im dun dats it by meh shit on itoonz

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ok dats all da kwestions i got ;D yall r kool

luv lewk