*In a group chat between Damian, Emile, and Ewen.*
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Holy fuck
Damian_Desmond: Language, Emile.
igyattsomethinginmyeye: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
igyattsomethinginmyeye: ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO CONFESS TO ANYA FORGER????
Damian_Desmond: Yes, I am. It's about time I do it.
Space-n-stars69: Two thousand says he pussies out
igyattsomethinginmyeye: I would not take that bet, good sir
Damian_Desmond: Oh, come on.
Space-n-stars69: DON'T "OH COME ON" US!
Space-n-stars69: You have spent eleven damn years pinning over her with no show for your feelings
Space-n-stars69: Excuse us if we feel a bit SKEPTICAL
Damian_Desmond: There's been stuff!
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Oh yeah, like that dance when we were 1st graders?
igyattsomethinginmyeye: THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
Space-n-stars69: Wait, maybe he's talking about that time they sat next to each other for the opera show in fifth grade!
Space-n-stars69: NEWS FLASH: YOUR SEATS WERE ASSIGNED
Damian_Desmond: I've made progress! We're friends now, for instance.
Space-n-stars69: Oh wow
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Truly remarkable, Damian
Damian_Desmond: There's other things, too. Like what happened when we studied together a few days ago—that was pretty big.
igyattsomethinginmyeye: .........
Damian_Desmond:What? It was for the History assignment, remember?
Space-n-stars69: That's not the problem, Damian. We remember what you're talking about.
Space-n-stars69: The problem is WHAT YOU'RE ELUDING TO.
igyattsomethinginmyeye: HOW ARE YOU THIS DENSE?????! WE DIDN'T HEAR ANY NEWS FROM THAT.
Damian_Desmond: Really?
Space-n-stars69: YES "REALLY"
igyattsomethinginmyeye: YOU JUST SHAMED US FOR TEASING YOU TWO ABOUT KISSING
Damian_Desmond: Oh, yes. I remember that.
Damian_Desmond: Well, it's quite shocking. Maybe I was doubting the reality of the situation.
igyattsomethinginmyeye: STOP EDGING US, BRO. JUST TELL US STRAIGHT UP.
Damian_Desmond: Gross analogy, but okay. While Anya was helping her father do something or the other with Bond, Mrs. Forger came to me and told me Anya had a crush on me.
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