𝚃𝚘𝚗𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝙳𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚂𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚍

ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛɪᴇꜱ

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: Secret identities are hard okay?!

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Peter was terrible at keeping his identity as Spider-Man a secret. He really, really was.

Tony figured it out on his own, because of course he did. Peter wasn't surprised a genius could piece the puzzle together. And Happy knew because he'd been the adult supervision when Peter helped with the Civil War.

The others though...

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Rhodey

"Hi Colonel Rhodes!"

"Huh. You're Spider-Man Peter?"

"What?! No I'm not!"

Rhodey raised an eyebrow. "You're still wearing your costume, just without the mask."

Peter looked down at himself.

"Crap."

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Pepper

"Hi Peter."

"I'm Spider-Man!"

Pepper blinked at him as Peter clapped a hand over his mouth.

She was just so intimidating. He felt like he needed to tell her everything the moment she spoke to him.

"I think we need to talk to your aunt."

Shit.

Tony walked in then. He'd save Peter!

"Already told her Pep, now let me show you the paperwork for the internship."

"Mr. Stark! Wait, internship?"

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Vision

"Hello Mr. Parker."

"Hi- Wait! Vision how do you know it's me?!"

"Karen and I speak sometimes. She often speaks of Spider-Man. And you speak of her often as well. It was not difficult to make the connection."

Darn.

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Jessica

"Hey Tony?"

"Yeah?"

"How drunk am I that I'm hallucinating your intern walking on the ceiling."

Tony looked up and sighed.

"Don't worry. He just sleepwalks sometimes."

"Oh. Huh. Spidey?"

"Spidey."

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Danny and Luke

"No! You can't squish the spider! It's not doing anything and you don't have a problem with any other bugs."

"I don't like crickets," Danny volunteered.

"You're insect-ist! Just because spiders have eight legs instead of six doesn't mean that you can squish them!"

"Huh, you're Spider-Man." Luke mused.

"What?!"

"Dude, we just had this same argument with Spider-Man yesterday." Danny pointed out.

"Oh, I forgot about that."