❛ 🍓 ꜝꜝ ‿Sprout being a liar and a cheater-

-sorting things out . ۫ ꣑ৎ .

— WARNINGS!!
This may include a little bit of cursinggg from both me and the stupid plant people
To summarize! Dandy n Sprout have a little "chat" :D
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And despite cheating on Cosmo..for quite literally 3 months. Sprout was fairly pissed with a bit of jealously with the
interaction
that occurred with Cosmo.
Of course he is! It's Sprout we're talking about.

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Sprout knocked on Dandy's door impatiently. He wasn't really sure why this whole little "friendly gesture" towards Cosmo ticked him off so much. No matter, he just wanted to sort it out without any issues.. that surely won't happen though.
After a few minutes that practically felt like days passed by, the bitch finally answered!

"And what do you want now? I thought we agreed to never speak to each other again Sprout!"
Dandy stood in the doorway with his arms crossed, he sounded fairly agitated.
"Oh how could I ever forget. But, a quick 'friendly' chat wouldn't hurt right, Dandicus?"
Sprout rolled his eyes, putting a hand on his own hip. Usually he was way more salty than this but!
He decided to just, keep it down for a bit.
"I'd rather you not address me as that."
Dandy's eye twitched a little as he gave a annoyed fake smile. he wanted to get this conversation over with already.
"Uh huh..anyways, back to the point."

Sprout pushed passed him into his room, closing the door before grabbing his arm and
pulling him a little closer (not in a gay way.)
"I'd like to talk about your little 'interaction' with Cosmo from previously!"
Sprout had a bit of aggression in his tone as his grip on Dandy's arm tightened. To which Dandy snatched away, letting out a small amused chuckle.
"I wonder why I'm not surprised! Looks like someone's jealously is acting up.."
Sprout gave him a slap to the face, he doesn't want to admit to the fact Dandy is very correct.
"Let me be the talker here. I just have a few questions about it!"

Dandy held the place on his face where Sprout had hit him, though it was obvious he didn't really care.
"Go on then..."
Dandy said with a more dry tone, but he was starting to find Sprouts aggression quite a bit entertaining.
"Just one main question actually! I lied. But, may I just ask why? Your not exactly the most generous or selfless toon Dandy.. I'm sure everyone knows that!"
Sprout kept on going
"And besides, why would you do that for Cosmo out of all toons? I could understand Astro sure but you barely know Cosmo, unlike me.."
Sprout was reluctant to mention Astro, trying to keep a straight face and not get flustered at the thought of him.
"Ohhh, right! Overprotective as usual I see. I just thought it would be a sweet gesture, especially since the poor things boyfriend of 5 years is cheating on him..."
At that, Sprout froze, feeling anger seethe through himself. Before muttering
"How the fuck do you know about that..."
Dandy was quick to respond, this was way too funny
"You seem to take me as a idiot Sprout!!"
"You and Astro didn't particularly hide it that well y'know? It's almost funny how nobody noticed sooner."
Sprout quickly gave Dandy another slap across the face, but the other found it hilarious how easy he got so riled up already
"Someone's seems angry..and speaking of the situation at hand I was planning on breaking the news to Cosmo!"
"It truly hurts to see him get fucked over like this..."
He was mostly being sarcastic though there was some sincerity in his tone...which was very odd
"I swear to god, utter a word to him about this and I'm beating the shit out of you with a chair."
"Aweee, I'm so scared...I'd like to see you try to lay a fucking finger on me."
Dandy grabbed both of Sprouts arms tightly, before leaning in and speaking again
"You did this to yourself you know... you just couldn't resist temptation like the prick you are. And sureeee, Cosmo won't believe me at first since he's so naive to think you actually love him, but! The truth tells itself eventually hm?"
Sprout didn't exactly know how to respond to that and just let his true thoughts slip out his mouth.
"I hate you so damn much..."

"Of course! Your one of the many toons that do.. but I think you should be leaving now."
Dandy chuckled before roughly grabbing Sprout and shoving him outside. Slamming the door behind him,

Sprout let out a annoyed sigh, his hands balling into fists before collecting himself and walking back to him and Cosmo's room
There secret was in fact NOT safe!

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THIS TOOK A BIT CAUSE I FORGOT I WAS WRITING THIS GUH
and unrelated but the temptation to make Dandy and Sprout sloppily make out in this chapter was real...
but! Until next time!!! You will probably be hearing from me soon again cause of breaks from school :D
BUH BYEEE