The Ninth Planet (OC Planet)

Quotes for fun

I've decided to post a chapter of incorrect quotes for a fanfic relaxing until we move on the plots! So here's some funny quotes I found on Tumblr hahaha!

#1
Vanessa: Violence is never the answer!
Olivia: you're right
Vanessa: thank you-
Olivia: it's the solution
Vanessa: wait what-
Natasha: Olivia no-

#2
Cassandra, loading a nerd gun with actual bullets: it's a nerf or notHING-

#3
Akullore: I'm so lonely, I got no friends.
Altar, barging on: WHO AM I, THEN?
Altar: A ROACH?

#4
Triton: I'm too tired to talk to you right now
Mirage: you're too young to be tired
Triton: and you're too old to be alive, yet here we are

#5
Olivia: people always ask me what they should call me. Olivia, Vivi, or Ollie
Olivia: I always give them the same answer
Olivia: how dare you speak  to me?

#6
Cassandra: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Vanessa: that's deep
Olivia: that means that ketchup is a smoothie
Vanessa: that's deeper
Natasha: ...you guys are idiots

#7
Olivia: good morning, as you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer
Natasha:
Olivia:
Natasha: ...please, go back to bed

#8
Olivia: do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Olivia: and atoms never touch each other
Olivia: so in my defence, Mirage, I did not punch Titan

#9
Olivia: I got an idea!
Natasha: does it involve breaking the law?
Olivia: by now don't you think that's a given?
Natasha: I was just trying to be optimistic
Olivia: don't bother

#10
Cassandra: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind
Cassandra: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months
Cassandra: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Vanessa: This is Monopoly

#11
Mirage: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in
Mirage: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall
Mirage: looks at camera Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism

#12
Makemake: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Olivia: What's that?
Makemake: Remorse code
Olivia: I'm even angrier now

#13
Mirage: So, you lied to me?
Jupiter: That depends on how you define lying
Mirage: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Jupiter: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

#14
Emma: Look! I made a spoon hat!
Natasha: Well, that explains why I’m eating soup with a fork

#15
Vanessa: I have a question for you, Cassandra.
Vanessa: Do you like, or hate Makemaka?
Cassandra: ...
Cassandra: ...
Cassandra: Yesn't.

#16
(Platonic)
Mirage: Bye Akullore! Bye Uranus! Bye Akullore!
Jupiter: You said ‘bye Akullore’ twice
Mirage: I like Akullore

#17
Jupiter: Mirage care to explain why Uranus is covered in pink highlighter ink?
Mirage who's holding said pink highlighter : it's because he's important. I'm supposed to highlight only the important stuff.
Uranus who's face is covered in pink highlighter while also trying not to cry : YoU tHiNk iM iMpOrTaNt?
Jupiter: you can't just color on his face, Mirage
Uranus actually crying now : she said I'm important-

#18
Natasha: you can’t just do that, it’s illegal
Olivia: pft what are you, a cop?
Olivia: ……
Natasha: no…
Olivia: listen- Nat it’s-
Natasha: NO

#19
Olivia: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun
Olivia: misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side
Titan, sweating: PRICE

#20
Jupiter: So you have twelve apples and your child asks for six. What do you have?
Mirage, tearing up: A child.

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Olivia being the troublemaker moon and Natasha acting as the second mother concerned about her lmaooo
If you got more incorrect quotes you can also comment!