It was supposed to be the heist of the century. Everything was in place. The whole team was ready, with all of us prepared to make off with 500,000 dollars EACH. We would have been set for life. Years of planning were about to pay off. So we went into First National Bank, guns blazing, held everyone at gunpoint and they let us into the safe. We grabbed all the money we could carry — millions. However, as we left, we realized there was only one problem with our foolproof plan: our driver was nowhere to be found. Bus drivers are so unreliable. We really gotta get our licences one day.
