summary ; after foolishly summoning beetlejuice, you're now stuck with the infamous ghost in your house. good job!
You really needed to stop messing around with things you didn't understand. At the time, it had seemed harmless enough—a bit of fun, something to distract you from the dull routine of life. The "summon a spirit" kit you'd bought as a joke had done more than give you a good laugh.
Because now Beetlejuice, the "ghost with the most," had taken up residence in your house, and getting rid of him wasn't as simple as you'd hoped... you didn't have the heart to do it.
"So, babe, what's on the agenda today?" Beetlejuice asked as he sprawled across your couch, his eyes gleaming with mischief. He was dressed in his usual black-and-white striped suit.
You sighed, rubbing your temples. "Same thing as every day: trying to keep you from fucking up my house."
Beetlejuice let out a loud cackle, kicking his feet up on the coffee table. "Oh, come on, where's your sense of fun? You summoned me, so clearly, you wanted a little excitement in your life." His grin was wide, sharp, and just a little unsettling.
Yeah, summoning him had definitely been a mistake.
To be fair, it had been an accident. You hadn't really expected it to work. But one too many mispronounced "Betelgeuse"s later, and the next thing you knew, there was a strange man with wild hair and an even wilder personality wreaking havoc in your home.
And now, a month had gone by, and Beetlejuice was still here. You couldn't bring yourself to banish him. Maybe it was because he hadn't done anything too terrible. Annoying, yes. Gross, absolutely. But nothing truly malicious.
Or maybe it was because, in a twisted sort of way, you had grown used to his presence. The house felt less empty with him around, even if he was an obnoxious dead guy.
"Hey, Earth to you," Beetlejuice snapped his fingers in front of your face, bringing you back to reality. "You daydreaming about me or what?"
"No," you replied flatly, ignoring the heat creeping up your neck. "I was just thinking about how much better my life was before you."
Beetlejuice clutched his chest dramatically. "Ouch, babe, right in the ticker. You sure know how to hurt a guy."
You rolled your eyes and stood up from the couch, heading toward the kitchen. Beetlejuice, of course, followed right behind you, his boots making a faint thud on the floor with each step.
"You know," he started, leaning against the counter and watching as you grabbed a glass from the cupboard, "you haven't actually asked me to leave. You've had, what, a month? All you gotta do is say the word a few times."
You paused, fingers tightening around the glass. He was right. You could have banished him by now. But you hadn't. You hadn't even tried.
"Well, you haven't exactly made it easy," you muttered, filling the glass with water. "And you never give me any space."
"Space? What do you need space for, babe? I'm the life of the afterlife. I keep things interesting."
Beetlejuice grinned at you again, but there was something behind it this time, something less cocky and more curious. He was testing you, as if he was trying to figure out why you hadn't sent him back to wherever it was ghosts like him came from.
You drank your water, your back turned to him, trying to ignore the way his presence seemed to fill the room. You weren't sure how to explain it—to him, to yourself. Sure, he was obnoxious, loud, and a bit of a creep, but there was something about having him around that kept the loneliness at bay.
"Don't you get bored?" you asked suddenly, setting the glass down and turning to face him. "Just hanging around here, doing nothing?"
Beetlejuice chuckled and shrugged, the movement casual. "Eh, beats being stuck in the Netherworld, dealing with bureaucrats and dead people whining about unfinished business. At least here, I've got you to keep me company."
He leaned in a little, waggling his eyebrows suggestively. "Not to mention, you're way easier on the eyes than the dead folk."
You groaned. "God, you're such a creep."
"Hey, just calling it like I see it, toots."
There it was again—that nickname he kept throwing around, as if he was trying to get under your skin. Normally, it worked, but tonight... you just didn't have the energy to fight it.
You were tired. But at the same time, the idea of being alone again—completely alone—was even more exhausting.
"Alright, fine," you said, folding your arms and leaning back against the counter. "If you're gonna stick around, at least try not to destroy the place while I'm asleep. Deal?"
Beetlejuice raised an eyebrow, a slow grin creeping across his face. "Oh? You're giving me permission to stay? That's the first time I've heard you admit it."
You shrugged, avoiding his gaze. "I didn't say I wanted you here. I just said—"
"Relax, babe, I get it," he interrupted, pushing off the counter and stepping closer to you. His voice dropped, that ever-present playful tone laced with something almost sincere. "You like having me around, don'tcha? Don't worry, your secret's safe with me."
You looked up at him, trying to come up with a retort, but your words caught in your throat. There was something about the way he was looking at you—something less mocking, more... genuine?
"Don't push it," you muttered, though your heart wasn't really in it.
Beetlejuice let out a soft chuckle and stepped back, raising his hands in mock surrender. "Alright, alright. No need to get all sentimental on me. But hey—if you ever want to, you know, really cut loose, you know where to find me."
With that, he winked and disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving you standing there, your heart still racing for reasons you didn't quite understand.
You sighed, rubbing your temples again. Maybe you were losing it. After all, who else would tolerate a dead guy like Beetlejuice hanging around in their house?
But as you headed back toward the living room, the empty silence that had once filled your home didn't feel quite as oppressive anymore.
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