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And that was how the The Carpal Tunnel Of Love Music was created kids

Scene 1
(Fall Out Boy is on stage performing "Sugar, We're Goin Down." The crowd is wild. Suddenly, the lights flicker, and a strange portal opens behind them.)

Pete: "Uh, guys? Is that supposed to happen?"

Patrick: (still singing) "I didn’t order any special effects!"

Joe: "I think we’re getting abducted!"

Andy: "Don’t touch it! Or do. I don’t know!"

(The portal sucks them in mid-song. Everything goes black.)

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Scene 2
(Fall Out Boy wakes up in the colorful but chaotic world of Happy Tree Friends. They look around, confused. Cuddles, Giggles, and Toothy are nearby, happily playing catch with what looks suspiciously like a bomb.)

Patrick: "Where are we? Did someone slip glitter in my coffee again?"

Pete: "This looks like a cartoon. Are we… animated?"

Joe: (noticing his arm) "Why are my fingers so round and… weird?"

Andy: "Forget that! Are those animals playing with a live bomb?"

(The bomb explodes. Cuddles and Toothy reassemble instantly, giggling. Fall Out Boy stares in horror.)

Patrick: "This isn’t right. This isn’t right at all."

Giggles: (cheerfully approaching) "Hi, new friends! Wanna play?"

Pete: "Play? Play what? Catch the dynamite?"

Giggles: "That’s a fun one!"

Andy: (pulling Pete aside) "Dude, don’t give them ideas."

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Scene 3
(Fall Out Boy attempts to navigate the chaotic universe. Cuddles decides to give them a "tour.")

Cuddles: "Over here is where Flippy usually goes nuts! And over there is where Splendid accidentally smashes things!"

Joe: "Accidentally? That’s a crater."

Pete: "We need to find a way out of here. Fast."

Patrick: (pointing) "What’s that weird machine over there?"

(Cuddles leads them to a makeshift "teleportation" device that looks like it was cobbled together with bubblegum and duct tape.)

Cuddles: "Oh, that’s Lumpy’s thingy. He said it makes people go 'poof!'"

Andy: "Poof, like disappear? Or… explode?"

Lumpy: (appearing out of nowhere) "Depends on how you use it!"

Patrick: "Great. Let’s risk it. Anything’s better than this nightmare."

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Scene 4
(Fall Out Boy tries to operate the machine while chaos erupts around them. Flippy is chasing Giggles with a chainsaw in the background.)

Joe: "This is worse than the time Pete wanted to add pyrotechnics to the tour."

Pete: "They worked, okay?! Now press the button!"

(The machine sparks and hums. Fall Out Boy jumps in just as the chaos reaches its peak. They vanish in a flash of light.)

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Scene 5
(Fall Out Boy reappears backstage at their concert. Everything seems normal, but they’re covered in glitter and scorch marks.)

Patrick: "Are we… back?"

Andy: "Looks like it. Thank God."

(A crew member walks by, staring at them.)

Crew Member: "What happened to you guys?"

Pete: (grabbing a water bottle) "You wouldn’t believe us if we told you."

Joe: (to Patrick) "So… we’re never talking about this again, right?"

Patrick: "Agreed."

(They walk back on stage as if nothing happened, but a faint giggle echoes in the distance.)

(End.)