Ant-Girl

The statuefied me

...10 minutes later..

...In Lara's  right  skirt pocket...

There is curly stairs leading to this destination where my statue-fied body lay jn a underground room.

"So where did you find me the first time around,guys?" I ask.

"Vision made a hole in the front yard of the white house, by accident," Sam said. "Turns out Vision is not much of a fan to aiming correctly."

I laugh.

"Nice one," I said.

"We didn't find the body until the Guard Dogs were digging up the site," Steve said.

"Oh?" I said. "And how long ago was that?"

"May 20th," Steve said.

I nod.

"I see," I said.

To be frank I am the size of an Ant, again.

"Let me guess..." I said. "Soon as my statue was found, good old Stark got interested and so did various world leaders?"

"Yes," Steve said.

"Oh, so Obama is aware of it?" I ask.

"Yes," All three said.

"The Accords do not allow supernatural related items to be messed with without the government's consent," Steve said, a little on the reluctant side.

Civil War is so gonna happen next year, I thought with a big grin on my face.

"Ah  huh," I said.  "And you don't like that."

"There's a fine line between The Government policing what we do to save lives and us defending civilian lives without The Government treating us like kids," Steve said. "I do not like it."

"Neither do I," Sam said.

"If everyone knew the identities to those hiding under superhero names, their families would be in danger," Lara said, sliding her glasses up using her right hand's two fingers while holding two books in her arms.

Lara had on a gray skirt, black high heels, purple shirt, and a gray jacket. I notice Lara is wearing a unique necklace with a golden Shark shape that has a green gem sealed right in the dead middle.  Dang the golden shark seems much huge than it should be. I notice Lara has a  small pimple right beside the corner of her mouth and she wears silver wearings in the shape of dolphins. I notice a rash spreading on her right hand. Lara manages to rub at her wrist.

"Yo' Lara!" I shout. "You should see a Doctor for that rash. Could be viral or contagious in a couple days or something!"

"It is Poison ivy,"  Lara said. "Searching for lost car keys in the forest isn't a good hobby."

"I told you Archie is bad news," Steve said.

Lara sighs.

"He is not the kind of man you make him out to be," Lara said, in Archie's defense.

"I saw you two arguing in the parking lot," Steve said.

"But that still did not mean you have to punch him in the nose!" Lara said.

"He called you a very bad name," Steve said. "What else would any average man do after that?"

"Ignore it," Lara said, stopping in her tracks appearing to be not-too-pleased.

I leap into Sam's hand as Steve stops walking.

"That is not what man do," Steve said. "We stand up for women's rights and..."