Ant-Girl

Megashark vs Sharktopus

...July 20th...2015...

...Colorado...

"Are you sure about sneaking in on the most gigantic shark related battle yet?" Steve asks through my ear bud.

I roll an eye.

"Sure as I'll ever be, Mr President," I said, mockingly running through the fields of grass blades.

"I am in no way to be President," Steve said. "That joke needs to go."

"Well, in your comic book version you do become President and some other guy takes the mantle of Captain America," I said.  "Oh yeah I recall  the picture quite well because  it was in a comic book and I was confused and my relative Brandon explained it to me. And you looked considerably older than how young you are."

"...Ivy," Steve said. "Why do I have a picture of Loki on my  desktop pointing at his helmet?"

I frown.

"I didn't do it," I said. "That was Natasha."

"The letter L is gone on my keyboard,"  Steve said. "I have to replace it now."

I snicker.

"Not my fault," I said.

"That never happened  to my laptop when you came in," Steve said.

"I attest that I wrote a short fanfic where Loki was stuck in the mirror dimension and Natasha somehow got him out," I admit. "But I never, ever, laid a hand in changing your screen!"

Steve sighs.

"I am getting emails after emails from his fangirl army requesting I make more," Steve said. "I keep telling them I did not write it."

I had a chortle.

"Poor you," I said.

"Ivy," Steve said.   "When you are done with this mission you are requested to make a Yahoo Email account."

"Purplelionivy," I said. "Got it."

"What?" Steve said.

"That will be my yahoo username," I said.

"...Ivy, that's not exactly a email name," Steve said.

"Nor is 'Capt Steve at Yahoo.com',"  I said.

"It is the best I have," Steve said. "Your idea of a username does not make sense."

I roll an eye.

"In 2006 to 2007 there were three questions that mattered into making email names," I said. "Favorite color, favorite animal, and your name.  You can say I feel nostalgic to the days I played Pokemon and Neopets."

The ground thuds pretty hard and powerful that I am sent flying into the air straight towards the Sharktopus's tentacles.

"Ivy," Steve said. "Why do I have a email where you have typed Loki's name for two paragraphs?"

"Click the image!" I shout reaching my arms towards the tentacle suckers.

I grab out a long rope from my big pocket then swing it after the tentacle sucker. The rope wraps around the circular sucker where I swing past the circular entrance into the Sharktopus which makes the rope unravel. I land on the back of the Megashark balancing myself. From the ear bud I can hear  Steve gasping at what image glorifies Loki as a hot attractive prince. The previous email said "Guess who this is!" and I replied, outrageously, with "LOKI! LOKI,LOKI,LOKI,LOKI!" for a couple some lines.