A US citizen gets a medical emergency and is picked up by an ambulance.
"Where to, sir?" asks the paramedic.
"The morgue," the patient replies.
"Excellent choice!" The paramedic says cheerfully. "That would be $5000. Cash or card?"
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Personal Puns and Jokes
HumorJust puns and jokes. No offense intended. Classic and of the rare or original variety. Cat pictures inserted.
