It all started with Hyunjin waltzing into the living room one day, wearing sunglasses indoors, holding a baby bottle in one hand, and Minseo in the other like he was cradling a priceless artifact.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he announced dramatically, "Minseo doesn't need a father figure. He needs a sugar daddy—and I am here to deliver."
Minho, sitting on the couch, blinked slowly. "What."
From that moment on, Hyunjin took his self-appointed role very seriously.
First, he bought Minseo a custom-made baby onesie with the words "Hyunjin's Little Boss" emblazoned across the front.
"Why does a baby need designer clothes?" Seungmin asked, staring at the price tag.
"Because he deserves only the best," Hyunjin replied, flipping his hair dramatically. "He's my heir."
"Heir to what? Your mountain of chaos?" Minho asked, unimpressed.
Whenever Minseo was awake, Hyunjin was glued to him. He'd roll around on the floor making silly faces, read him stories with the most dramatic voices, and even serenade him with lullabies that were more theatrical performances than calming melodies.
One day, Minho walked into the room to find Hyunjin wearing a tiara, holding Minseo's tiny hand.
"What are you doing?" Minho asked, raising an eyebrow.
"We're playing royalty," Hyunjin said with a straight face. "I'm the king, and Minseo is my prince."
"Where's the queen?" Minho asked sarcastically.
"Obviously you, babe," Hyunjin replied without missing a beat, winking.
Minho groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.
Hyunjin decided that Minseo needed more toys—so naturally, he dragged Felix and Han along on a baby shopping spree.
"What about this?" Hyunjin asked, holding up a ridiculously oversized stuffed giraffe.
"Hyunjin, that thing is taller than Minseo," Han said, laughing.
"Exactly. He needs something aspirational," Hyunjin replied, tossing it into the cart.
By the end of the trip, the cart was overflowing with everything from sensory toys to a baby grand piano.
When Minho saw the haul later, he looked at Hyunjin like he was about to throw him out the window. "Did you just buy an entire toy store?"
"He needed options!" Hyunjin defended, pouting.
Hyunjin's obsession didn't stop there. He was practically glued to Minseo, carrying him around the house like a kangaroo with a pouch.
"Hyunjin, give me my son," Minho demanded one evening.
"Your son?" Hyunjin gasped dramatically. "Excuse me, but our son is bonding with his favorite sugar daddy right now."
"Sugar daddies don't steal babies," Minho deadpanned, snatching Minseo back.
"You're just jealous because he likes me more," Hyunjin huffed, crossing his arms.
Minseo promptly spat up on Hyunjin's shirt, making Minho smirk triumphantly. "Guess he disagrees."
After a week of Hyunjin monopolizing baby time, the other boyfriends decided to stage an intervention.
"You can't hog Minseo 24/7," Chan said firmly. "We all want to spend time with him."
Hyunjin pouted. "But I'm his favorite!"
"No, you're the most dramatic," Seungmin corrected. "There's a difference."
Jeongin smirked. "And he's not your heir, Hyunjin. He's Minho's baby."
Hyunjin gasped. "How dare you question my sugar daddy status!"
"Minho, tell them," Hyunjin pleaded, turning to him.
Minho sighed, clearly exhausted. "Hyun, you can be whatever you want to be. Just let someone else hold Minseo for five minutes, okay?"
Hyunjin reluctantly handed the baby to Felix, grumbling under his breath about how no one understood his vision.
Later that night, Minho found Hyunjin curled up on the couch with Minseo sleeping soundly on his chest.
"You're ridiculous, you know that?" Minho said softly, sitting beside him.
Hyunjin smiled, brushing a hand through Minseo's hair. "I just want to make sure he knows how much he's loved."
Minho's expression softened. "He already does. You're a good sugar daddy."
Hyunjin grinned. "Damn right I am."
Minho rolled his eyes but leaned over to kiss Hyunjin's cheek. For all his drama, Hyunjin had a heart as big as his antics—and Minseo was lucky to have him.
Just wanted to write what came onto my mind because it's ridiculously humorous. A small part.
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