Chapter 2: The illegal operation

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4 hours after Bob blew up the castle...

Kermit The Frog: Breaking news! Anime trends have swept across the Mushroom Kingdom! People have been Naruto running and anime battling all across the land!

Steve, to Pikachu: Pikachu, use Thundersmash!

Kermit: However, though it does look seemingly harmless, it has caused tremendous damage to buildings in the entire Mushroom Kingdom community. In response to all of this, Princess Peach has decreed anime a public health threat and banned it... FOREVER! An official division known as the Anime Secret Service have been established to stop the distribution of now illegal anime. It then cuts to Toadsworth at a press conference.

Toadsworth, to the press: Why don't you understand that anime belongs in the trash? It then cuts to a bonfire that's burning all the anime.

Luigi, to Mario: Well... you really did it this time, Mario.

Mario, to Luigi: Hey! How is that my fault?! I wasn't the one to fire the beam!

Donkey Kong, also to Luigi: Mario's right, Luigi. He didn't do anything wrong. Meanwhile...

Boopkins: No, don't take Sagaru-chan! She's my last one! NO!!! he then gets kicked by the officer, who then throws the pillow in the fire.

Officer: I saved the world :)

Boopkins, to the officer: No, you don't understand! Anime's my life!

Luigi, to Boopkins: Don't worry Boopkins, we'll help you get through this! Right Mario?

Mario, to Luigi: I guess so. But I guess there's no way to get the anime back unfortunately. Just then...

???, to Boopkins: I think I can help you with that. Lemmy then appears.

Boopkins: Oh Lemmy! It's so nice to see you! How are you doing, my otaku Tomodachi? Mario then sighs.

Lemmy, to Boopkins: You looking for some of that "desu desu" know what I'm saying?

Boopkins, to Lemmy: Yes!

Lemmy: Follow me. He then leads the group towards a secret location

Bob: FiNaLlY yOu'Re HeRe. WhAt ToOk YoU, mAn? We GoTtA mAkE tHe DeLiVeRy nOw Or tHe BoSs Is GoNnA bE aNgRy!

Lemmy, to Bob: Sorry Bob, I was busy finding found some more customers.

Bob, to Lemmy: Well, show me the goods I'm smuggling.

Donkey Kong, to Bob: Smuggling? You're smuggling anime?

Bob, to Donkey Kong: Yeah. I work for the anime cartel now! he then opens the crate.

Boopkins: Ooooohhhhh!

Bob: Oh my! Yes! That is some premium 2d *ss right there.

Luigi, to Mario and Donkey Kong: Guys, I don't like the look of this.

Mario, to Luigi: Surprisingly, I agree with you, Luigi. And he was right, because...

???: Stop breaking the law, *sshole!

Boopkins: Huh? Just then, an *.S.S vehicle pulls in.

SMG4: PUT YOUR HANDS UP! THE A.S.S IS HERE! This makes Mario laugh.

Mario: *ss! Get it? He then gets hit.

Smg4, to the team: You're all under arrest for association with the Anime Cartel!

Boopkins, to Smg4: SMG4?!

Luigi, also to Smg4: We swear, we didn't know anything about this!

Smg4, to the team: Guys?! How could you do something so illegal; I can't believe my own friends...

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