Lockwood & Co. Incorrect Quotes

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George: Lucy, gather the others. We need to have another Lockwood-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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George: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Lucy: Oh... I'd mildly trouble everyone.
George: Alright, so what would you do?
Lucy: I'd shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Lucy: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren't working.
Lucy: I'd make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
Lucy: And I'd tie everyone's sh--laces together.
Lucy: And then lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag.
George: ...
George: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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George: Why is Lockwood making me do the dishes again? You haven't washed them in a week, Lucy!
Lucy: It's because I'm Person 1's favorite.
George: I hate you.

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George: Lockwood, why are you standing in front of the fan?
Lockwood: I'm waiting for Lucy to look into our window when she come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel.
George: You want Lucy to think you're a supermodel?
Lockwood: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It'll probably be the best part of her walk!
George, sarcastically: You're selfless.
Lockwood: Thank you for noticing.

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Please tell me those work - oh yeah I forgot to mention that I will do an emoji after ever single one as dividers so you know they are divided. And the emojis will loosely relate to the incorrect quote! Oh and only four incorrect quotes per chapter. To keep ya'll readers reading.

Oh and I'm doing a new thing now apparently at the end of each chapter I'm gonna drop some random quote that relates to my life (and will relate to one of my many many many fandoms) and you get to try and guess what it's from. If you get it right I'll give you a shout out. Probably won't do much but hey I'm a nerd and so it's my job to nerd. 

"What is your biggest flaw?"
"Indecisiveness. No, wait. I changed my answer"

Okay that is your quote good luck! Also:

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