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George: Lucy has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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Lucy: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Lockwood, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
George, sarcastically: Wow, Lockwood was late too! What a coincidence!

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Lucy: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
George: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Lockwood can fight in that dress either.
Lockwood: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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George: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already. "Cowards" on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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 Ok another chapter done! Today I have a special quote that only one person will understand.

HELLOOOOO!!!! Walking epidemic here!

I'm so sorry please don't hit me. And if you don't get this ima a gonna punch you. (Kidding but if you don't you have brain issues, like me).


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Bob says bye!

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