George, to Lucy: If Lockwood doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Lockwood, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!💵💶💷💴💵💷💴💵💷💴💵💶💷💴💵💶💷💴💵
Kat Godwin: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Kipps: What club?
Bobby Vernon: The hating Lockwood club.
Kipps: ...The f---? I should be the leader of that club!😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾
Lockwood: What's your greatest weakness?
George: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.
Lockwood: Could you give an example?
George: Yes, I could.- George and Lockwood job interview
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George, to Lockwood & Lucy: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Lockwood: Even better!
George: What the f--- did you-
Lucy: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
Chapter two is out! I am sorry for the cussing : (
Anyway my quote for this chapter shall be...(Google search real quick because I am not prepared)
"Like your zodiac sign?" Percy asked. "I'm a Leo."
"No, stupid," Leo said. "I'm a Leo. You're a Percy."
Actually I love this quote because I am a Leo ♌️. Not that Leo although I will steal him from his girlfriend.
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Bob says bye!
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Lockwood & Co. Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionA bunch of wacky Lockwood & Co. incorrect quotes!